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[dramatic music]

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[suspenseful music plays]

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[sombre music]

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[train squeaks softly]

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I don't need any help. I'm not ill.

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I don't need any help. I'm not ill.

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[door closes]

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[birds singing in the background]

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Hello.

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[man] …that's what I call--

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[hushes the patient]
You're being moved Mr. Halfpenny

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because you were all alone
in the ward next door.

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What are you doing out of bed?
This is your rest hour.

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He's alone in here, why couldn't
he have been moved into me.

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Uh, four new ones coming in here.

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Why couldn't they have
been moved, with you, to me?

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Why is it I have to move?

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You ask Matron, not me.

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I will. Don't think that I won't.

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Ridiculous, stupid inefficiency.
Red tape. Shocking!

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Absolute disgrace. I'll tell her.
Don't think I'm afraid of her.

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I'm not afraid of that
refrigerated old ice cube.

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-Nurse Catty.
-Yes, Matron.

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Your hat's not straight.

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[Catty] Oh, no, Matron.

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-[matron] At least the ward is.
-[Catty] Yes, Matron.

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Are you quite comfortable, Mr. Halfpenny?

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-Yes, thank you Matron.
-You'll have plenty of company.

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-New patients.
-Nice.

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-Well, that's telling her.
-Oh, she took me by surprise.

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Red-letter day for both of you.

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I don't suppose you play chess?

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-You suppose right.
-I might've known.

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Cheer up, Mr. Halfpenny.

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Cheer up, she says. Riddled with
microbes and she says, "Cheer up."

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I sometimes think the main
qualification for being a nurse

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is to be completely
out of touch with reality.

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Mad they all are. Mad beyond redemption.

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The lumpiest bed in Lenton. Of course.

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Just my luck! [laughs]

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Here, read these.
They tell me you get more letters

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than anyone else in the sanatorium.

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They tell you correctly.

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-Lots of friends, hmm?
-One sister.

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She's responsible, all by herself

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for the Post Office
making a fantastic profit.

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Now, now. That's not
very appreciative of you.

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Oh, I appreciate Harriet all right.
I think she's marvellous.

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Never before was so much
written about so little in such detail.

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-[thump]
-You're just in a mood.

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Certainly I'm in a mood, why was
I moved from next door into here?

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Ridiculous. Medical logistics run riot.

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After a year next door,
I was just getting settled in.

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What's this bed made of, nails?

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Made for a fakir, is what it was.

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And a pretty stupid
fakir to put up with it, too.

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Talking about pointless moves, Bob White,
what were you doing out of bed?

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I was getting a look at the new customers.

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I wonder if any of them play chess.

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-Mr. Richards?
-Uh, yes.

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-Mr. George?
-Yes, Nurse.

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-Mr. Walker?
-Yes, Nurse.

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Mr. Rhodes. Get into your beds please.

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Hey, err, Miss.

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I'm only here for observation,
I'm not ill.

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A bit of a cough
isn't tuberculosis, is it?

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I hope not, Mr. Rhodes.
Get into bed, please.

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No, I'm not ill.

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The only time I've been in bed
in the daytime is when

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I've been on the night shift in the pits.

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I've never had a day's illness in my life.

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But I shall very likely catch something
being stuck away in a place like this.

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I shouldn't be here at all, and why
did they take my fishing tackle away?

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Because this isn't a holiday resort,
this is Lenton Sanatorium

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for the treatment of T.B.

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-Ah well, I'm not here for treatment.
-[drops bags]

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I want to see the boss.

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Given a little time Mr. Rhodes,
I can probably arrange for you to see

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the Minister of Health.
But only if you get into bed.

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[tense music]

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If any of you want anything,
ring the bell once.

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In an emergency ring three times.

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Don't we ever ring twice?

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Only for bladder or bowels.

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Shall I help you undress?

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No, it's all right, thanks.

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You must be tired.

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No.

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You know best.

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I shouldn't have thought
he had anything to hide.

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-That's enough, thank you Mr. Rhodes.
-[Bob] Catty.

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Kid's in for an op, isn't he?

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How did you know?

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I should, after six months in this place.

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[Catty] Whoops!

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Sorry.

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[enchanted slow music]

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Well, thank God
I'm only here for observation.

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No need to make a career of it.

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[John] Hey.

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What's your name again?

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Chris Walker.

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And are you courting, love?

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Please leave me alone… I'm tired.

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I wish to God I was.

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Mm… So do we all.

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Well now, the vital question.
Anyone here play chess?

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[slow instrumental music plays]

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[coughs]

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What the 'ell is he up to?

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[Bob] Twice round the daffodils.

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[John] What daffodils?

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Lucky beggar.

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That's practically the last stage.

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And you're in the last stages
of softening of the brain.

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There aren't any daffodils,
what are you talking about?

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-There will be.
-Will be, what?

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Daffodils…

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in the spring.

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I wonder if I will be allowed
twice round them, or even once

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by the spring.

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[exhales]

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What an ambition.
Thank God I'm only here for--

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-Observation. I know.
-Well, so I am.

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I'm not sick.

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I know it, I feel it.

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I shall be out of here within a fortnight.

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[Bob] I hope you're right.

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I don't like the way you said that.

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What do you like?

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Nothing in this bloody place!

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No smoking, except at certain times.

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No food allowed from outside,
no visiting by my kid.

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-No talking except at certain hours.
-They are trying to cure us.

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You maybe, not me.

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I'm not here for treatment,
only for observation.

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So observed eighty-eight
times a day since you've been here.

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Are you looking for a punch up?

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Alright John, take it easy. Take it easy!

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[John coughs]

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You shouldn't get
excited if you've got T.B.

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I haven't got T.B.!

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[coughs]

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[whispers] Oh, damn it.

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[coughs]

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Oh, damn it!

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Damn it!

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[jet engines roar]

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[roaring passes then returns]

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Uh…

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Can I help?

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No thank you, go back to the ward please.

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Well, I want to talk to you.

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-Make it quick, then.
-Right.

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-Don't.
-Why not?

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[Catty exhales]

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It's bad for you.

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I'll drink an extra pint of milk.

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You mustn't get excited,
the condition you're in.

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Well, I'm glad to say I'm extremely
familiar with the condition I'm in.

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Ow, wait. I mean…
When a man's got what you've got…

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-Mhmm.
-No, no…

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No, what I mean is, this illness…

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-It increases your…
-Yes.

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No. It makes you feel more…
Oh blast! Makes you feel sexy.

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I'm not complaining.

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[steps in the hallway]

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[soft, sombre music]

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[sombre music continues]

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[sombre music continues]

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Get into bed, Mr. Rhodes.

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[soft music fades]

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Depressing, isn't?

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Not at all.

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Catty says he's all right.

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They always say that.

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Stop putting the wind up yourself,
I've seen scores of cases like that

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and they've all recovered.

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Well exactly, young Chris Walker
will pull though all right.

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He'll be up and about in no time,
and learning to be a chef.

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Learning to be a chef?

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A cook-like?

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A cook-like.

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Ah. That's no occupation for a man.

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Some of the world's finest cooks are men.

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Ah, I'd like to see him swing a pick.

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The extent of a man's usefulness
in the this world is not judged

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exclusively by way he swings
or otherwise manipulates a pick.

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[John] Swallowed a dictionary, have you?

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In a manner of speaking, yes.
I work for an encyclopaedia company.

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Erm…

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What have they done to him then?

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Oh, he's had a bronchoscopy.

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Has he?

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Serious, is that?

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No, quite minor.

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You know that bathyscope thing they drop
into the sea to look around the ocean bed?

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Well, it's like that. It's a metal tube

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with lights and lenses they put down
your throat to look around your lungs.

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Down your throat?

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Yeah, I've had it.

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Well, did it…

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I mean…

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What's it like, then?

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Oh, it's not very pleasant.

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You have an anaesthetic, of course.

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Mr. Rhodes.
I thought I told you to get into bed.

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Well, I don't have to, do I?

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Yes, you do.
Doctor's on his way to see you.

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Oh I'm going out, is it?

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I doubt it.

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That's not funny.

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It'll be even less funny
if doctor finds you out of bed.

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He's going to give you treatment.

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What treatment?

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Bronchoscopy.

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[tense music]

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But I'm not here for treatment.

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You are now.

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Don't worry, it's quite minor.

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Please get into bed.

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[tense music continues]

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Hey, you.

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Doctor "know-all."

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This "broncho" thing.

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How long does that mean
I'll be here for, then?

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Difficult to say.

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Maybe three months, maybe six.

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[tense music continues]

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Stalemate!

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What?

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Stalemate.

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I'm sorry, I don't understand.

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Neither the black or the white can move.

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A fine thing, I know the game so well,
I can't even beat myself!

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[laughs]

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[enchanted music]

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Hey.

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Hey!

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[Henry] What are you staring at?

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Nothing!

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It's nothing. [laughs]

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[Henry laughs]

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[mouthing] Mad…

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-Have you got that?
-Yes, Nurse.

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-Start in the sluice then.
-Yes, Nurse.

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Uh, Nurse!

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What is it?

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What is it with you lately?

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I'm very busy, Mr. Richards…

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But you can't be,
you've just been given some help.

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-Oh, Catty!
-I've got to go to the sluice.

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Well, I've been brushed off in my time,
but never by a girl who prefers plumbing.

256
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,583
I don't know what you mean.

257
00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:12,916
Well, I don't know what <i>you</i> mean.

258
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,500
Ignoring me, never talking to me.

259
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:16,750
I treat you exactly the same
as any other patient.

260
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,375
Exactly. That's what
I'm complaining about.

261
00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:20,083
-Look, Catty…
-Excuse me.

262
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:21,375
Oh, what do you want?

263
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,375
I was looking for my book.

264
00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:25,041
Well, it's under your arm.

265
00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:26,208
Hmm?

266
00:15:26,541 --> 00:15:27,666
Oh, yes.

267
00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:33,083
[bell ringing]

268
00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:39,625
-Emergency?
-We haven't finished talking.

269
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:43,416
You must never, never,
ring emergency for a joke.

270
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:46,291
Well, it was no joke.
When we kissed it was no joke.

271
00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:47,833
Why the way I feel now is no joke,

272
00:15:47,916 --> 00:15:50,416
and your inexplicable attitude since then

273
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,666
is no joke.

274
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:52,916
It's not inexplicable.

275
00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:54,375
Well, then for heaven's sake explain!

276
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,833
-Ian, listen…
-[clang, screams]

277
00:15:56,916 --> 00:15:58,875
[Dorothy] Help, help!

278
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,041
Did you call for help?

279
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,000
No, no.

280
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:03,833
My voice broke some time ago.

281
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,958
Oh, then… It sounded like…

282
00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:07,083
What is the matter with you?

283
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,166
Oh, nothing.

284
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:10,375
I think I'll go to the toilet.

285
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,708
That news has made my day.

286
00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:16,458
Look, I think
I'm going to do a Capablanca!

287
00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:18,000
Well, don't do it in here.

288
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,791
Oh, you ignoramus! I say…

289
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:22,041
What happened?

290
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:25,250
Well, I just opened it and it…

291
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:27,250
came away in my hand, Nurse.

292
00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:28,708
It couldn't have done.

293
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:30,458
Well it did, Nurse.

294
00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:32,166
Don't contradict me, Nurse Beamish!

295
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:34,875
All right, it didn't
come away in my hand then.

296
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:37,333
It took an immediate dislike to me,
hopped off the hinge,

297
00:16:37,416 --> 00:16:40,375
and crushed my foot all by itself. Nurse.

298
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,583
I'm sorry.

299
00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:44,375
It's just that the door's
never fallen off before.

300
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,833
Still, I suppose there is
a first time for everything.

301
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,875
Shall ring maintenance and have it fixed?

302
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,125
Yes, please.

303
00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:53,750
-Hello.
-Oh, excuse me.

304
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,500
What's the matter?

305
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:00,000
I'm going to the toilet.

306
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:01,291
Want any help?

307
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:04,500
Whatever makes you think that?

308
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,750
Well, you don't look as though
you could do anything at the moment,

309
00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:08,041
without help, that's all.

310
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:09,791
I'm perfectly all right, thank you.

311
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:10,875
Good.

312
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:20,583
[tank hisses]

313
00:17:30,791 --> 00:17:35,208
[tense music]

314
00:17:57,541 --> 00:17:59,291
Observation…

315
00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:02,250
Only observation…

316
00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:09,708
Hello, Nurse.

317
00:18:09,791 --> 00:18:11,708
Oh, what's up?
You're not on duty till morning.

318
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,125
Just going to take a look at them.

319
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:14,125
Nurse…

320
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,583
May I ask you something?

321
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:18,750
Certainly.

322
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,000
Don't you trust me when you're off duty?

323
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:22,166
Of course.

324
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:24,708
But I can't help worrying about them.

325
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:28,041
They drive me mad when I'm here,
but it's worse when I'm away from them.

326
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:32,166
Just a natural-born worrier.
No reflection on you.

327
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:33,291
Like some tea?

328
00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:35,583
Love some, thanks. Back in a minute.

329
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,666
[soft music]

330
00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:58,625
[sensual groans]

331
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:13,333
Catty.

332
00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:19,541
What's the matter, John?

333
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:23,125
[in a hushed tone]
Catty, I've been thinking.

334
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:28,500
Will you sit down and listen to me please?

335
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:34,583
I've been thinking.

336
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:38,291
This "coscopy" thing…

337
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:43,125
it's left me as weak as water.

338
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,541
You're making normal progress, John.

339
00:19:47,666 --> 00:19:49,958
You said you'd listen, so listen.

340
00:19:53,416 --> 00:19:54,625
I've got a wife…

341
00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:57,375
and a son…

342
00:19:59,791 --> 00:20:02,541
and I'm not putting any bread
on their table…

343
00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:07,500
and I'm not meant to be an invalid.

344
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,375
Don't talk any more.

345
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,208
I'll give you something to make you sleep.

346
00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:14,625
Yes, please.

347
00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:16,666
For good.

348
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,666
[dramatic music]

349
00:20:21,666 --> 00:20:22,750
What did you say?

350
00:20:22,916 --> 00:20:27,333
I'm worth more to them dead,
that's what I've been thinking.

351
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:31,041
Catty.

352
00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:35,375
You can give me a pill or something.

353
00:20:36,791 --> 00:20:38,708
I can't go on like this.

354
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:43,791
Just show me a coalface I can batter
to bits, and I know where I am,

355
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:47,250
but I haven't got the toughness to deal
with this bloody bug I've got.

356
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:52,041
John, listen to me.
You're going to get better.

357
00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:55,250
What you call better's not what
I mean by better.

358
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,750
I don't want to be coddled all my days.

359
00:20:58,541 --> 00:20:59,458
Please, Catty.

360
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,791
Give me a couple of tablets or something.

361
00:21:02,958 --> 00:21:07,000
Then I won't be any bother to you
or to anybody else.

362
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,708
[John cries]

363
00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:10,416
[sobs]

364
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:15,625
[in a hushed voice] Now you listen to me.

365
00:21:17,541 --> 00:21:19,791
I'm going to do something for you.

366
00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:24,250
I'm never going to tell anyone about this.

367
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:28,166
Because it's not been
John Rhodes speaking.

368
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:33,083
It's been John Rhodes pumped
full of drugs, having a bad dream.

369
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:34,916
It's all over now.

370
00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:38,500
You'll go to sleep.

371
00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:41,750
Then you'll wake up and live.

372
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:44,166
The best way you can.

373
00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:46,875
And be thankful.

374
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:51,000
You're not here to die.

375
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:55,250
And we're certainly not here to kill.

376
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,250
In spite of the cooking.

377
00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:00,958
Don't go.

378
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:03,750
All right.

379
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:10,416
I know you're not on duty,
and I'm sorry to ask you…

380
00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:13,208
but please don't go.

381
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,041
I won't.

382
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:18,916
Your tea's getting cold.

383
00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:21,250
I'll have it in here, please.

384
00:22:21,416 --> 00:22:24,125
He was all right when I did my round.
What's happened?

385
00:22:24,916 --> 00:22:25,791
Nothing.

386
00:22:30,125 --> 00:22:32,583
[sprightly music]

387
00:22:35,583 --> 00:22:37,333
Well time's nearly up, Joyce.

388
00:22:37,416 --> 00:22:38,416
Mmm?

389
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:42,000
Oh, visiting time, yes.

390
00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:44,208
Are you worried about something, Joyce?

391
00:22:44,291 --> 00:22:45,916
-No.
-Well, you look worried.

392
00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:47,041
Well, I…

393
00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:48,833
I'm always worried about you, Bob.

394
00:22:48,916 --> 00:22:51,708
Worry's not necessary… only patience.

395
00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:53,500
Yes, I know.

396
00:22:53,666 --> 00:22:55,000
Well, why did you say you were worried?

397
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,541
Well, I… I wasn't choosing my words.

398
00:22:57,708 --> 00:22:58,958
We weigh every word in here.

399
00:22:59,041 --> 00:23:01,666
Conversation's one of our four
great obsessions.

400
00:23:01,750 --> 00:23:02,958
What are the others?

401
00:23:03,041 --> 00:23:06,125
Food, treatment and visitors.
Visitors most of all.

402
00:23:06,666 --> 00:23:08,500
The others aren't always a pleasure,

403
00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:11,166
I'm sorry I haven't been
a very good visitor today.

404
00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:13,375
Course you have, like you've always been.

405
00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:15,750
Bob.

406
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:19,041
Bob, I have something on my mind.

407
00:23:19,125 --> 00:23:20,750
Work? The office?

408
00:23:22,208 --> 00:23:24,000
Yes, that's right, work. I…

409
00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:27,666
Oh, I don't know, I've been overworking,
I get tired you know.

410
00:23:29,083 --> 00:23:32,458
Oh, I'm sorry,
I've been an awful visitor today.

411
00:23:33,791 --> 00:23:34,833
No complaints.

412
00:23:42,708 --> 00:23:45,208
Oh John, you never!

413
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:46,666
I did.

414
00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:49,666
You know me, anything for a laugh.

415
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:52,750
There I was, right in the middle
of the floor, doing a strip-tease

416
00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:54,791
for the boys, when in comes the Matron.

417
00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:57,833
-[John laughs]
-Oh, John, whatever did you do?

418
00:23:57,916 --> 00:24:02,041
Same as Salome,
dropped the seventh veil regardless.

419
00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:04,333
That's you all right,
anything for a laugh.

420
00:24:04,416 --> 00:24:05,291
Mind you,

421
00:24:05,958 --> 00:24:08,083
that was before I had this, um…

422
00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:09,250
"broncoscofola".

423
00:24:10,291 --> 00:24:12,416
Got to stay in bed
for a bit now, you know.

424
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,583
That won't cramp your style,
not if I know you.

425
00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:18,000
Tease those nurses
something unmerciful I do.

426
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:19,458
Well, you've got to have
a bit of fun out of life.

427
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,583
That's my motto.
Even in a place like this,

428
00:24:21,666 --> 00:24:22,583
it's no good moaning, is it?

429
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,750
I'm glad you've taken it this way, John.

430
00:24:25,416 --> 00:24:28,250
Well, you never expected me
to take it no other way, did you?

431
00:24:31,083 --> 00:24:34,791
To tell you the truth, love, I have
been a bit worried lest you got…

432
00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:36,333
impatient.

433
00:24:36,916 --> 00:24:41,083
I mean… you were always so active,
Always on the go.

434
00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:46,416
I thought… well… you might get angry.
With yourself and everybody else.

435
00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:49,500
And got, well… niggly.

436
00:24:50,583 --> 00:24:51,458
Who?

437
00:24:52,041 --> 00:24:52,916
Me?

438
00:24:53,083 --> 00:24:56,750
[comedic music]

439
00:24:57,583 --> 00:25:00,458
The new curtains arrived
for the lounge, Henry.

440
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:01,625
I know Harriet, you wrote me.

441
00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:03,750
When they were up I didn't like them.

442
00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:04,833
You wrote me.

443
00:25:04,916 --> 00:25:07,083
-Do you know why?
-Why what, Harriet?

444
00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:09,083
Why I didn't like them when they were up.

445
00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:11,083
You hadn't realised the colour would clash

446
00:25:11,166 --> 00:25:12,916
with the little carpet
in front of the fire.

447
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,541
-That's right.
-I know.

448
00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:17,333
-I wrote you?
-Yes, you did, Harriet.

449
00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:19,458
-Imagine.
-Imagine what, Harriet?

450
00:25:19,541 --> 00:25:22,041
Me not realizing about
the carpet and the curtains.

451
00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:23,375
So you said.

452
00:25:23,458 --> 00:25:24,916
-I didn't.
-You did, Harriet.

453
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:25,958
-When I wrote?
-Yes, Harriet.

454
00:25:26,708 --> 00:25:27,708
Oh, so I did.

455
00:25:28,375 --> 00:25:31,208
Oh dear Henry,
your sister's getting very forgetful

456
00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:32,416
in her old age.

457
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:34,916
But not too forgetful to miss visiting me.

458
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,583
If only I could think of things
to say when I'm here.

459
00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:39,666
Well if only you wouldn't write
so much Harriet.

460
00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:42,541
[melodic music plays]

461
00:25:46,166 --> 00:25:47,291
John.

462
00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:49,333
-That man.
-What man?

463
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:50,708
[heavy accented tune]

464
00:25:50,875 --> 00:25:53,291
He do look bad.
What's the matter with him?

465
00:25:53,875 --> 00:25:54,958
T.B. of course.

466
00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:58,583
And gut sick.

467
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:10,250
I'll bring you some eggs and things
from the farm next time I come, George.

468
00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:11,333
As long as you come, Dora.

469
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,916
It's proper daft, that rule,
no food allowed in.

470
00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:17,791
Nice new laid eggs do you the
world of good.

471
00:26:17,875 --> 00:26:21,166
I don't care about eggs or anything else,
just bring yourself, that's all I ask.

472
00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:22,958
Why do you keep saying that?

473
00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:25,375
Well, I'm going to be
in a long time, Dora.

474
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,666
-Maybe a tidy long time.
-And?

475
00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:31,583
And, you might get tired of waiting.
For me, I mean.

476
00:26:31,666 --> 00:26:32,833
Tired?

477
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,083
Yeah, well I can't help thinking,
we were going to get married before

478
00:26:36,166 --> 00:26:39,166
this happened, you know.
And you might want to change your mind.

479
00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:40,625
Can't help thinking that, can I?

480
00:26:40,708 --> 00:26:42,541
You never were much good
at thinking George,

481
00:26:42,625 --> 00:26:43,708
why don't you leave it alone.

482
00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:45,666
Now don't make no promises you can't keep.

483
00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:49,333
You great fool, don't you know me
no better than that?

484
00:26:50,083 --> 00:26:51,666
The way I see it…

485
00:26:52,375 --> 00:26:54,541
If you really have a care for someone…

486
00:26:55,125 --> 00:26:56,000
for better or worse

487
00:26:56,083 --> 00:26:58,625
goes all along the line.
Before you wed as well as after.

488
00:26:59,416 --> 00:27:00,541
And you care that way?

489
00:27:00,708 --> 00:27:02,333
Don't you know that?

490
00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:05,083
You soppy creature.
How many eggs d'you like?

491
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:07,166
-Don't like eggs.
-Oooh!

492
00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:09,583
-But I eat them for you, shells an' all.
-[both laugh]

493
00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:12,375
[comical, suspenseful music]

494
00:27:31,041 --> 00:27:33,791
[tense music gets faster, then stops]

495
00:27:33,875 --> 00:27:36,958
Ian, what are you doing?
You're on "strict bed," get back at once!

496
00:27:37,041 --> 00:27:39,041
I'd rather die, there are four
strange women in there!

497
00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:41,250
-You can have the screens, you idiot!
-Let me go.

498
00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:42,666
There'll be terrible trouble if I do.

499
00:27:42,750 --> 00:27:44,125
There'll be terrible trouble if you don't!

500
00:27:44,791 --> 00:27:47,000
Junior fifteen!

501
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:51,208
Oh, why didn't you show it to me
as soon as you got here?

502
00:27:51,375 --> 00:27:53,000
We was saving it up for you.

503
00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:57,250
I'd give my life to see him play!

504
00:27:59,625 --> 00:28:02,375
Though it won't be much of a life,
when they've got through it 'ere.

505
00:28:04,041 --> 00:28:05,375
Not much to give…

506
00:28:06,166 --> 00:28:07,250
but I'd give it.

507
00:28:07,416 --> 00:28:10,000
John… don't say that.

508
00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:11,541
All right, all right.

509
00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:13,708
Just a figure of speech.

510
00:28:14,583 --> 00:28:16,291
Junior fifteen!

511
00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:17,875
Reserve.

512
00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:20,000
Not for long, love… not for long.

513
00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:22,750
-He's fit!
-[bells ringing]

514
00:28:23,416 --> 00:28:25,166
I'll write.

515
00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,208
Goodbye.

516
00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:31,208
Bye.

517
00:28:32,416 --> 00:28:35,541
[sentimental music]

518
00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:44,041
[sentimental music continues]

519
00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:52,208
Have you told him?

520
00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:55,166
Never mind, next time then.

521
00:29:00,125 --> 00:29:01,708
[music grows dramatic]

522
00:29:01,791 --> 00:29:03,083
[engine starts]

523
00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:13,125
[stirring music]

524
00:29:28,416 --> 00:29:30,416
[stirring music fades]

525
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:33,333
Right, that's it.
Rest hour's over, you can talk now.

526
00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:34,958
What about?

527
00:29:37,875 --> 00:29:39,083
One. Two.

528
00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:42,625
Three. Four. Five.

529
00:29:42,708 --> 00:29:44,083
Twenty-one this week.

530
00:29:44,166 --> 00:29:46,000
Why couldn't she have put
them all in one envelope?

531
00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:48,458
[laughs]

532
00:29:58,125 --> 00:29:59,375
Wake up, Chris.

533
00:30:00,125 --> 00:30:02,583
If you sleep now,
you won't get the benefit later.

534
00:30:05,208 --> 00:30:07,083
[Chris moans]

535
00:30:09,291 --> 00:30:10,250
Sorry.

536
00:30:10,333 --> 00:30:11,416
It's all right.

537
00:30:12,333 --> 00:30:13,541
I thought you were…

538
00:30:14,625 --> 00:30:15,791
I must have been dreaming.

539
00:30:15,958 --> 00:30:18,208
About well-cooking crackling?

540
00:30:18,666 --> 00:30:20,833
-Shut up!
-You shut up!

541
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,375
You both shut up! Always rowing.

542
00:30:27,166 --> 00:30:28,416
I beg your pardon.

543
00:30:28,583 --> 00:30:30,791
[Catty] What a mood you're all in today.

544
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,208
And such a lovely day, too.

545
00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:34,583
A lovely spring day.

546
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,083
Spring! When a young man's fancy

547
00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:38,750
lightly turns and…

548
00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:41,250
in this place, falls flat on its face.

549
00:30:41,416 --> 00:30:44,791
[heavy, sentimental music]

550
00:30:50,541 --> 00:30:51,458
Hey!

551
00:30:52,166 --> 00:30:53,083
Christine…

552
00:30:53,708 --> 00:30:54,750
Don't you call me that.

553
00:30:54,916 --> 00:30:57,875
-And shut-up!
-Don't you tell me to shut up!

554
00:30:58,041 --> 00:30:59,583
Just who do you think you are?

555
00:30:59,666 --> 00:31:01,916
A man and a worker.

556
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,208
Rhodes, I appeal to you.

557
00:31:03,291 --> 00:31:04,333
No, you bloody don't.

558
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:05,708
Oh, shut your mouth!

559
00:31:05,875 --> 00:31:07,791
Well, you shut it for me.

560
00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:10,958
-Come on, you come and shut it for me, eh?
-Lay off, will you?

561
00:31:11,125 --> 00:31:14,708
Nah, you all keep outta this.
Let's just see.

562
00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:20,916
If he's got the guts…
to get outta that pit and shut it for me.

563
00:31:23,208 --> 00:31:26,041
Ah, yeah! You wanna play, do you?

564
00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:28,375
Ah! What have we got here, eh?

565
00:31:28,916 --> 00:31:30,125
Ooh, it's a poem.

566
00:31:30,791 --> 00:31:32,416
[John] By Christine Walker!

567
00:31:32,583 --> 00:31:33,541
Give me that!

568
00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:36,833
And I thought you spent
all your time writing beauty hints

569
00:31:36,916 --> 00:31:38,625
like other little girls.

570
00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:41,666
Poetry, is it? Fancy!

571
00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:44,291
Yes, it's quite something, Christine.

572
00:31:45,541 --> 00:31:48,041
"A time for love."

573
00:31:48,958 --> 00:31:51,958
"The green and bursting spring."

574
00:31:52,125 --> 00:31:55,958
He's writing about his bed, see.
I'm having trouble with my springs, too.

575
00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:58,250
"A time for love,

576
00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:01,041
sweet loves in everything."

577
00:32:01,208 --> 00:32:03,791
What a load of girlish muck!

578
00:32:03,875 --> 00:32:04,791
I don't know.

579
00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:06,708
[George] I think it sounds very pretty.

580
00:32:08,125 --> 00:32:09,416
What did I tell you?

581
00:32:09,875 --> 00:32:11,083
No guts.

582
00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:14,333
Just listen to this lads.

583
00:32:15,416 --> 00:32:18,083
"To ease my aching heart,

584
00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:19,791
in tidy rhyme…"

585
00:32:19,958 --> 00:32:22,000
All right, John. You can stop now.

586
00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:23,625
Surely it's not so much fun
when he's not here.

587
00:32:24,041 --> 00:32:25,166
What's eating you?

588
00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:28,416
Disgust. Eating in to me like white ants.
Why don't you leave him alone?

589
00:32:28,875 --> 00:32:30,666
He makes me sick.

590
00:32:30,833 --> 00:32:33,333
Six men in one room for months on end
all make each other sick.

591
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:34,833
If you're civilized,
you don't show it too much.

592
00:32:34,916 --> 00:32:38,375
Ah! I'm not civilized now am I?

593
00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:40,083
Don't try and pick and argument with me.

594
00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:44,083
Argh, you all make me sick.

595
00:32:46,750 --> 00:32:48,458
You ought to take this up, John.

596
00:32:48,541 --> 00:32:49,708
I find it very soothing.

597
00:32:49,791 --> 00:32:50,666
Oop!

598
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:52,375
Pricked myself.

599
00:32:55,458 --> 00:32:57,208
Erm, hello Nurse Beamish.

600
00:32:57,791 --> 00:32:59,000
Oh, hallo Chris.

601
00:32:59,166 --> 00:33:00,791
What d'you do when you're off duty?

602
00:33:01,541 --> 00:33:02,416
Eat.

603
00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:03,708
All by yourself?

604
00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:05,583
Well, I don't have to be fed.

605
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:06,791
I mean…

606
00:33:07,166 --> 00:33:08,333
Don't you have any friends?

607
00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:09,666
Oh, yes.

608
00:33:09,833 --> 00:33:10,833
Erm…

609
00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:12,791
Any special friend?

610
00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:13,833
Oh, yes.

611
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:15,958
In the sanatorium?

612
00:33:16,625 --> 00:33:17,541
Yes…

613
00:33:17,708 --> 00:33:19,333
The staff or, um…

614
00:33:19,416 --> 00:33:20,583
-Patient?
-Staff.

615
00:33:20,750 --> 00:33:21,833
Oh…

616
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,250
Can I go now?

617
00:33:23,416 --> 00:33:24,583
Oh yes, of course. Um…

618
00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:27,458
-I shall be wanting to eat.
-I'm hungry, too.

619
00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:28,791
This is your friend?

620
00:33:28,958 --> 00:33:30,833
Do I look like her mother?

621
00:33:30,916 --> 00:33:33,041
Janet… This is Chris Walker.

622
00:33:33,875 --> 00:33:36,208
I'm overwhelmed. Come along, Dorothy.

623
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:39,833
[romantic music plays]

624
00:33:41,833 --> 00:33:44,250
[birds tweet]

625
00:33:45,833 --> 00:33:46,708
Well?

626
00:33:46,875 --> 00:33:47,791
Hello, Catty.

627
00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:53,291
Good of you to see me.

628
00:33:53,375 --> 00:33:56,333
I'll be boiled in oil
if Matron discovers I've left the ward.

629
00:33:56,833 --> 00:33:58,000
What is it?

630
00:33:58,083 --> 00:34:00,291
We can't be seen
from the building, can we?

631
00:34:00,375 --> 00:34:04,416
Not unless Matron possesses a periscope,
which I rather fancy she does.

632
00:34:05,166 --> 00:34:06,375
What's the matter?

633
00:34:06,458 --> 00:34:07,333
You know.

634
00:34:07,916 --> 00:34:10,791
Joyce, please.
Cut the drama, I haven't got time.

635
00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:12,666
You think I'm a bitch, don't you?

636
00:34:13,375 --> 00:34:14,250
No…

637
00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,125
Just a coward.

638
00:34:17,291 --> 00:34:20,791
You want me to tell
Bob White that you've fallen for…

639
00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:22,791
Charlie Sports Car, right?

640
00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:26,583
Catty, I want your advice
as to how best to tell him.

641
00:34:27,291 --> 00:34:31,375
You must have seen it before.
It happens quite a lot, doesn't it?

642
00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:32,375
It happens.

643
00:34:32,541 --> 00:34:33,541
How do they take it?

644
00:34:33,708 --> 00:34:34,625
They take it.

645
00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:36,791
Catty, I want your advice.

646
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:38,208
You don't, do you?

647
00:34:39,208 --> 00:34:40,125
No.

648
00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:43,083
Please tell him for me.

649
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:46,125
I've torn up dozens of letters.

650
00:34:46,958 --> 00:34:49,000
You tell him for me, Catty, please.

651
00:34:50,041 --> 00:34:50,958
Okay.

652
00:34:51,833 --> 00:34:53,791
All in a day's work, I suppose.

653
00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:55,041
I'll say…

654
00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:56,125
"Bob."

655
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:59,875
"Joyce isn't visiting you anymore.
Seems she's found another boyfriend."

656
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,333
"Isn't life full of surprises?"

657
00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:04,625
"Here's another. There's stew for lunch."

658
00:35:04,791 --> 00:35:05,708
How's that?

659
00:35:05,791 --> 00:35:07,916
Why, you can't put it so starkly!

660
00:35:08,583 --> 00:35:10,791
Well, you tell me how I can dress it up.

661
00:35:10,958 --> 00:35:13,958
Bob and I have known
each other all our lives.

662
00:35:14,041 --> 00:35:16,666
I've been visiting him here for
over six months.

663
00:35:17,041 --> 00:35:19,041
I can't end it just like that.

664
00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:21,000
You're not ending it at all.

665
00:35:21,083 --> 00:35:21,958
I am.

666
00:35:23,583 --> 00:35:24,916
No Catty, you're not.

667
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:29,041
I'll show you
if I'm a coward next visiting day.

668
00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:31,208
I'm sorry.

669
00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:33,708
I've wasted your time.

670
00:35:35,875 --> 00:35:36,875
You didn't.

671
00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:45,083
[George] Hey, Henry, what's that
you're always playing?

672
00:35:45,166 --> 00:35:46,708
Draughts with knobs on?

673
00:35:46,791 --> 00:35:48,083
No, chess.

674
00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:49,916
[George] Well,
can two people play it then?

675
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,791
Oh yes. Yes, of course.

676
00:35:51,875 --> 00:35:53,875
Why, are you interested George?
Would you like to learn?

677
00:35:53,958 --> 00:35:56,250
Well, you've got to do something
in this place. I'll have a go.

678
00:35:56,333 --> 00:35:59,166
Once, over a year ago,
I taught a patient how to play chess.

679
00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:00,875
And just as he was ready
to give me a good game,

680
00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:02,041
what do you think the blighter did?

681
00:36:02,125 --> 00:36:03,333
-What?
-Recovered!

682
00:36:03,416 --> 00:36:05,291
Went out of here months before
he should have done.

683
00:36:05,375 --> 00:36:07,291
You look pretty fit,
I'd better get a move on.

684
00:36:07,375 --> 00:36:09,833
Now, the whole object
of the game is to get the king.

685
00:36:09,916 --> 00:36:10,958
-Mhm.
-You see.

686
00:36:11,041 --> 00:36:12,666
-Now that's the king.
-Well it don't look like a king.

687
00:36:12,750 --> 00:36:14,375
Well it may not look like a king,
but it's the king.

688
00:36:14,458 --> 00:36:16,666
Now you must get
your opponent's king into a position

689
00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:19,416
where he can't move a square
in any direction

690
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:20,708
without being taken.

691
00:36:20,791 --> 00:36:21,833
That's checkmate.

692
00:36:21,916 --> 00:36:24,083
Right mate, I've got it. I see how to win.

693
00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:25,208
How?

694
00:36:25,291 --> 00:36:28,541
Never move the king at all.
He's in the back row, right?

695
00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:30,666
Well, if he don't move
none of them other draughts

696
00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:32,875
can jump over him 'cause there's
no square for them to land on.

697
00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:35,958
Wait, wait. In chess you don't jump
over pieces to take them.

698
00:36:36,041 --> 00:36:37,833
-Even the knights…
-Then it's not like draughts?

699
00:36:37,916 --> 00:36:39,916
No, no. Now this is the bishop.

700
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:40,916
Well it don't look like--

701
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,666
I know it may not look like the bishop
but it's called a "bishop" nevertheless.

702
00:36:43,750 --> 00:36:45,375
All right, all right.
How does he move then?

703
00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:46,791
Straight up in the air towards Heaven?

704
00:36:46,958 --> 00:36:49,750
No, no. Diagonally. And he can't jump.

705
00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:51,291
Well that I can understand.

706
00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,041
Wouldn't be dignified
for a bishop to jump, would it?

707
00:36:53,125 --> 00:36:54,875
Quite. Now that's the castle.

708
00:36:54,958 --> 00:36:56,500
Fair enough, looks like a castle.

709
00:36:56,583 --> 00:36:58,375
Where's this knight you mentioned then?

710
00:36:58,458 --> 00:37:00,125
-That's the knight.
-That?

711
00:37:00,208 --> 00:37:02,958
Looks more like a horse to me.
And surely a horse can jump?

712
00:37:03,458 --> 00:37:05,750
Why, even the eldest horse on our farm
can do a bit of a jump, Henry.

713
00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:07,583
Yes. Well, if it will help you,
think of it as lame.

714
00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:09,500
-Hmm. A lame knight.
-A lame horse.

715
00:37:09,583 --> 00:37:11,250
-You said it was called a knight.
-Well, it is called a knight.

716
00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:12,500
Even though it looks like a horse?

717
00:37:12,583 --> 00:37:13,833
Well it looks like a horse
but it's called a knight.

718
00:37:13,916 --> 00:37:15,791
Well I wouldn't send a knight out
on a horse like this.

719
00:37:15,875 --> 00:37:16,833
[laughs]

720
00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:19,041
[paper rustles]

721
00:37:19,875 --> 00:37:21,666
[suggestive music]

722
00:37:23,583 --> 00:37:25,500
-Well, what's he then?
-He's a queen.

723
00:37:25,583 --> 00:37:27,541
-Oh, is he?
-Well she then, she!

724
00:37:27,625 --> 00:37:28,708
As long as I know.

725
00:37:28,791 --> 00:37:31,375
Yes. She can move any direction
she likes, any number of squares.

726
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:33,291
-And go round corners?
-No!

727
00:37:33,375 --> 00:37:34,875
You said she could go in any direction.

728
00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:37,000
Any direction,
except the same direction as the knight.

729
00:37:37,166 --> 00:37:39,208
Naturally. It wouldn't do
to have the queen chasing

730
00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:42,166
after any old knight, would it?
What are these little fellows 'ere then?

731
00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:45,500
They are pawns. They can move any
direction they like, except backwards.

732
00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:48,333
And they can only move one square
at a time, except on their first move.

733
00:37:48,416 --> 00:37:50,291
When they can go two squares,
have you got it?

734
00:37:50,458 --> 00:37:52,666
All right. I've got it.
No need to get in a huff.

735
00:37:52,833 --> 00:37:55,708
Huff? How many times have I got
to tell you we are not playing draughts!

736
00:37:55,791 --> 00:37:56,958
What do you think I am, a fool?

737
00:37:57,125 --> 00:37:58,416
Looking at you, I sometimes wonder.

738
00:37:58,583 --> 00:37:59,666
What did you say?

739
00:37:59,833 --> 00:38:01,250
I said, it looks bad enough for thunder.

740
00:38:01,416 --> 00:38:02,333
Right…

741
00:38:03,333 --> 00:38:06,291
[tense music]

742
00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:38,500
Sorry.

743
00:38:44,666 --> 00:38:48,250
[tense music continues]

744
00:38:57,708 --> 00:38:59,833
[chokes]

745
00:39:05,708 --> 00:39:07,208
[Catty] Oh, Chris.

746
00:39:07,291 --> 00:39:09,958
Will you remind Ian,
he's got an X-ray appointment, please?

747
00:39:10,041 --> 00:39:11,041
Right.

748
00:39:17,041 --> 00:39:19,125
Catty says to remind you about your X-ray.

749
00:39:19,541 --> 00:39:20,458
Thank you.

750
00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:33,916
Morning.

751
00:39:39,875 --> 00:39:40,875
[slams cards]

752
00:39:58,583 --> 00:39:59,916
[angrily] Good morning!

753
00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:03,375
-I don't want to talk to you.
-That's obvious.

754
00:40:03,458 --> 00:40:05,833
Listen you twit, I know your sort.

755
00:40:05,916 --> 00:40:08,291
You're not angry with me.
You're not turning your back on me.

756
00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:10,208
You're just frightened
of your own feelings.

757
00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:13,208
I'm not apologizing for the other night,
and you were quite right to stop me.

758
00:40:13,291 --> 00:40:16,041
But you are not right to play
what-a-good-boy-am-I.

759
00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:19,958
I admit, I probably let the side down.

760
00:40:20,041 --> 00:40:22,166
But damn it, you're not
even in the reserves.

761
00:40:23,583 --> 00:40:24,583
That's all.

762
00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:28,625
Except to say thank you
for not telling anyone about

763
00:40:28,708 --> 00:40:30,708
Randy Richard's night patrol.

764
00:40:30,875 --> 00:40:32,833
It was Dorothy who asked
me not to say anything.

765
00:40:32,916 --> 00:40:34,083
I didn't do it for your sake.

766
00:40:34,166 --> 00:40:35,958
"For your sake," Chris, stop behaving
as though you were brought up

767
00:40:36,041 --> 00:40:38,833
by Victorian grandparents, who wouldn't
even tell you about the gooseberry bush.

768
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,625
I know about the facts of life.

769
00:40:42,166 --> 00:40:43,666
They told us at the orphanage.

770
00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:47,666
[sombre music]

771
00:40:48,791 --> 00:40:52,375
Hey, come on in. Only get cold out here.

772
00:40:55,958 --> 00:40:59,958
[melancholy music]

773
00:41:03,708 --> 00:41:05,083
Well, here we go.

774
00:41:06,666 --> 00:41:07,833
Once round.

775
00:41:08,625 --> 00:41:09,666
Slowly.

776
00:41:10,708 --> 00:41:12,416
-All right?
-Fine.

777
00:41:13,125 --> 00:41:15,166
I'm bound to make
real progress now, aren't I?

778
00:41:15,250 --> 00:41:16,500
Be cured, quickly I mean.

779
00:41:16,583 --> 00:41:20,375
Slowly… There's no short-cut
to a cure Bob, you know that.

780
00:41:20,458 --> 00:41:22,333
If I had another relapse,
I don't what I'd do.

781
00:41:22,416 --> 00:41:23,625
Cut my throat, I reckon.

782
00:41:23,708 --> 00:41:25,333
You're not going to relapse.

783
00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:27,750
-Is that a guarantee?
-Personal.

784
00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:30,041
You know something, Catty?
You're a good nurse.

785
00:41:30,125 --> 00:41:32,833
Whereas you, Bob White,
you're an impatient patient.

786
00:41:32,916 --> 00:41:34,000
Slowly, now.

787
00:41:34,083 --> 00:41:36,166
Hey, I've just thought
of something marvellous.

788
00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:39,208
If it's a nice day Saturday,
can I be out here when Joyce arrives?

789
00:41:39,291 --> 00:41:41,916
You send her out to me, you know,
say something casual like…

790
00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:44,750
"Oh, Mr. White's waiting
in the garden for you."

791
00:41:45,666 --> 00:41:47,083
Sure, very good idea.

792
00:41:47,625 --> 00:41:49,166
-If it's a nice day.
-It will be.

793
00:41:49,250 --> 00:41:50,958
The nicest in my whole life.

794
00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:52,666
Great. Come on.

795
00:41:53,250 --> 00:41:54,416
Slowly, now.

796
00:42:06,916 --> 00:42:09,083
Fantastic progress.

797
00:42:09,708 --> 00:42:12,458
That's the very word
the doctor used. "Fantastic."

798
00:42:12,916 --> 00:42:16,375
"Got enough resistance for six men,"
he said, that's what I got.

799
00:42:16,958 --> 00:42:19,791
With a bit of luck I shall even be able
to go back to mining,

800
00:42:19,875 --> 00:42:20,875
now what do you think of that?

801
00:42:20,958 --> 00:42:23,666
That's how fantastic my progress has been.

802
00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:25,625
Medical history, no less. [coughs]

803
00:42:26,625 --> 00:42:30,000
So there's no need for me
to have a chat with the doctor, eh John?

804
00:42:30,166 --> 00:42:32,750
Oh, no. No need.

805
00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:34,875
Busy man.

806
00:42:35,375 --> 00:42:36,750
No need to worry him, is there?

807
00:42:37,166 --> 00:42:38,333
It's marvellous.

808
00:42:40,041 --> 00:42:42,208
You know you've been talking too much.

809
00:42:42,375 --> 00:42:44,208
Look at these photos for a change.

810
00:42:44,291 --> 00:42:45,416
Our boy?

811
00:42:47,208 --> 00:42:48,250
What's this then?

812
00:42:51,458 --> 00:42:52,666
"Start Monday…"

813
00:42:54,916 --> 00:42:56,083
"Counter-hand"?

814
00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:57,833
"Colliery canteen"?

815
00:43:01,666 --> 00:43:04,791
The sickness benefit
isn't enough for us, John.

816
00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:08,000
You must know that.

817
00:43:08,708 --> 00:43:10,625
But John Rhodes' wife…

818
00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:13,125
going out to work.

819
00:43:15,166 --> 00:43:17,208
[dramatic music]

820
00:43:18,375 --> 00:43:19,708
What's happened?

821
00:43:19,791 --> 00:43:20,916
Come outside.

822
00:43:23,583 --> 00:43:25,125
What's happened to Bob?

823
00:43:25,208 --> 00:43:27,333
He's outside in the gardens.

824
00:43:27,416 --> 00:43:29,875
Oh, Catty, for an awful moment I thought…

825
00:43:30,625 --> 00:43:32,583
Well then I can't tell him today.

826
00:43:32,666 --> 00:43:35,416
Can't knock him down when he's
making such progress.

827
00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:37,958
Not today, or any other visiting day.

828
00:43:44,375 --> 00:43:46,875
-Surprised?
-It's wonderful, Bob,

829
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:49,375
Well, you're out and about again.

830
00:43:49,458 --> 00:43:51,708
Oh no you don't,
I've waited a long time for this.

831
00:43:51,791 --> 00:43:53,666
Would you care to take a walk with me?

832
00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:56,125
I'm allowed round
the daffodils once a day.

833
00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:04,500
Hey, will you slow down a bit?

834
00:44:04,583 --> 00:44:06,291
You are fitter than I am.

835
00:44:07,958 --> 00:44:10,083
Have you been over-working again?

836
00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:11,125
No.

837
00:44:11,625 --> 00:44:14,125
You look tired, sort of under a strain.

838
00:44:14,458 --> 00:44:15,333
No…

839
00:44:16,291 --> 00:44:17,541
Nice day, isn't it?

840
00:44:18,166 --> 00:44:19,083
Yes.

841
00:44:19,166 --> 00:44:21,291
That's better, I wanted
to hear you say yes for a change.

842
00:44:21,375 --> 00:44:22,416
Did you? Why?

843
00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:26,166
"No" isn't my favourite word.
No more than once round.

844
00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:28,958
No lightning cures.
No visiting during the week.

845
00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:31,458
I think you'd better say "yes"
to everything I say.

846
00:44:31,541 --> 00:44:34,125
All right.
Must humour the patient I suppose.

847
00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:35,958
Might be quite funny, like a game almost.

848
00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:37,958
-What might?
-You saying yes to everything.

849
00:44:38,416 --> 00:44:40,708
Like erm, oh let's see.

850
00:44:41,375 --> 00:44:42,916
We've got a new rule here now.

851
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:43,958
Yes.

852
00:44:44,041 --> 00:44:45,916
First bloke to make the Matron smile
without using a feather

853
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,125
gets a free plastic lung.

854
00:44:47,208 --> 00:44:48,541
-[Joyce laughs]
-Isn't that an incentive?

855
00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:49,625
Yes.

856
00:44:49,708 --> 00:44:50,958
Do you love me, Joyce?

857
00:44:51,458 --> 00:44:52,458
Yes.

858
00:44:52,541 --> 00:44:53,875
We've known each other since we were kids

859
00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:55,833
some people would say
it's just a habit. Not love at all.

860
00:44:55,916 --> 00:44:56,958
Yes?

861
00:44:57,041 --> 00:45:00,250
-They'd be wrong, wouldn't they?
-Yes. Bob, this is really a silly game.

862
00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:03,416
You are under a strain.
You'll get ill if you go on like this.

863
00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:04,500
Yes.

864
00:45:04,583 --> 00:45:07,041
-You must do something about it.
-Yes.

865
00:45:07,125 --> 00:45:09,333
-You must think of yourself.
-Yes.

866
00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:11,291
-And the person you love.
-Yes.

867
00:45:12,791 --> 00:45:14,375
It is me you love, isn't it?

868
00:45:15,083 --> 00:45:16,041
Yes.

869
00:45:17,791 --> 00:45:18,750
You're lying, aren't you?

870
00:45:20,541 --> 00:45:22,000
Yes… Bob…

871
00:45:22,625 --> 00:45:24,083
Bob, there is something.

872
00:45:24,166 --> 00:45:25,375
That's not the answer.

873
00:45:26,333 --> 00:45:28,416
-Don't you remember the answer?
-Yes.

874
00:45:29,125 --> 00:45:30,125
Bob, I…

875
00:45:33,083 --> 00:45:36,250
[dramatic crescendo]

876
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,583
[dramatic music continues]

877
00:45:46,208 --> 00:45:48,000
Shall we go out on the veranda?

878
00:45:48,083 --> 00:45:51,041
Oh, yes. What a good idea.

879
00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:53,750
We can continue
our conversation out there.

880
00:45:57,416 --> 00:46:00,458
[dramatic music]

881
00:46:10,083 --> 00:46:11,541
[groaning] Catty…

882
00:46:15,416 --> 00:46:16,458
Catty!

883
00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:17,458
Catty!

884
00:46:26,333 --> 00:46:27,250
Ow!

885
00:46:27,333 --> 00:46:28,541
Shhh.

886
00:46:28,625 --> 00:46:30,333
Bob's supposed to have peace and quiet.

887
00:46:30,416 --> 00:46:31,500
-I know.
-Well then.

888
00:46:31,583 --> 00:46:33,375
-[pieces clatter]
-[all shush Henry]

889
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,041
Shh!

890
00:46:36,125 --> 00:46:37,708
All right, I know.

891
00:46:37,791 --> 00:46:40,041
He's so full of drugs, turning over
a page isn't going to disturb him.

892
00:46:40,125 --> 00:46:41,000
You shut up, too!

893
00:46:41,541 --> 00:46:44,500
-[smack, thump, slap]
-[Bob] Ooh! Ah!

894
00:46:44,666 --> 00:46:45,750
Poor old Bob.

895
00:46:46,166 --> 00:46:49,750
-[Bob moans]
-I don't know how he can put up with it.

896
00:46:49,833 --> 00:46:51,708
You'd think he'd suffered enough.

897
00:46:51,791 --> 00:46:53,666
Well, what are they doing to him, then?

898
00:46:53,750 --> 00:46:55,625
Well, go and taken look,
if you can stand it.

899
00:46:55,708 --> 00:46:56,708
I will.

900
00:46:57,541 --> 00:47:02,416
[Bob moans and sighs]

901
00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:04,916
Hey! Hop it! Is nothing sacred?

902
00:47:05,083 --> 00:47:06,041
[clucks tongue]

903
00:47:06,208 --> 00:47:07,583
Ohh!

904
00:47:08,083 --> 00:47:09,083
Oh…

905
00:47:12,708 --> 00:47:14,916
Well, surely I can do this myself?

906
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,916
You know the routine,
strict bed and complete rest.

907
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,916
Surely I can do that at least!

908
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:32,375
[all laugh]

909
00:47:33,583 --> 00:47:35,750
Ah now look, can't I do something myself?

910
00:47:36,333 --> 00:47:38,333
Not this time, Bob White.

911
00:47:38,416 --> 00:47:41,583
This time you're going to
get well if it kills me.

912
00:47:51,458 --> 00:47:54,958
[playful music]

913
00:48:12,541 --> 00:48:15,083
[playful music continues]

914
00:48:32,166 --> 00:48:36,250
Oh, I always forget,
doors must always be kept open.

915
00:48:39,833 --> 00:48:43,541
[mischievous music]

916
00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:47,500
Fool!

917
00:48:55,791 --> 00:48:56,791
Ajar!

918
00:48:56,875 --> 00:48:58,708
Eh? We're not going to make any jam.

919
00:48:58,791 --> 00:49:02,375
The door, you great nit.
If it's closed it'll attract attention.

920
00:49:02,458 --> 00:49:04,375
Leave it slightly ajar.

921
00:49:04,458 --> 00:49:07,250
Now, you hand the various dishes to me,
and I'll do the cooking.

922
00:49:07,333 --> 00:49:09,208
-I'll do the cooking.
-I'll do the cooking.

923
00:49:09,291 --> 00:49:10,916
I've been cooking since I was a child.

924
00:49:11,083 --> 00:49:12,375
Well it's high time you were done.

925
00:49:13,458 --> 00:49:15,666
Why don't we ask Chris,
at least he's learning to be a cook.

926
00:49:15,750 --> 00:49:16,708
Yes, learning, exactly.

927
00:49:16,791 --> 00:49:19,583
I'm not having my food mucked about
by any culinary apprentice.

928
00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:21,708
It's my food Henry.

929
00:49:21,791 --> 00:49:24,416
And any way, you ain't done
no cooking for a year neither.

930
00:49:24,583 --> 00:49:26,541
You never forgot how to cook,
it's like riding a bicycle.

931
00:49:26,625 --> 00:49:28,791
Well if that's how you do your cooking,
I'll do my own, thanks a lot.

932
00:49:28,875 --> 00:49:29,875
Now, look here George.

933
00:49:29,958 --> 00:49:32,333
[George and Henry bicker]

934
00:49:32,416 --> 00:49:35,250
[metallic scraping]

935
00:49:35,333 --> 00:49:36,333
What is it?

936
00:49:36,416 --> 00:49:39,000
Something climbing up the wall outside.

937
00:49:39,083 --> 00:49:42,083
-Are you barmy?
-Hah! It's a burglar.

938
00:49:42,750 --> 00:49:44,291
What's there to steal in here?

939
00:49:44,625 --> 00:49:45,625
My grub!

940
00:49:46,833 --> 00:49:47,833
[pot clangs]

941
00:49:54,416 --> 00:49:56,541
-Now what?
-The cupboard.

942
00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:05,208
[sensual music]

943
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,708
[faucet turns on]

944
00:50:20,750 --> 00:50:22,458
[sensual music continues]

945
00:50:37,916 --> 00:50:39,625
[sensual music continues]

946
00:50:57,291 --> 00:50:59,041
Now, there's a pretty kettle of fish.

947
00:50:59,125 --> 00:51:00,083
Yes, isn't she?

948
00:51:01,125 --> 00:51:02,416
-Janet!
-Shhh.

949
00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:06,458
I can't get into the Nurses Home.
Some idiot bolted the bathroom window.

950
00:51:06,541 --> 00:51:08,541
And I had to come in
through your kitchen window.

951
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,083
I'll have to stay in here tonight,
I'm dying for a cup of tea.

952
00:51:12,166 --> 00:51:13,500
Didn't have time to eat, hmm?

953
00:51:13,583 --> 00:51:15,416
Meow! No sugar thank you.

954
00:51:15,583 --> 00:51:18,208
-[whisks]
-[chops]

955
00:51:18,291 --> 00:51:19,291
[boom]

956
00:51:20,333 --> 00:51:22,708
[suspenseful music]

957
00:51:46,916 --> 00:51:49,166
[clatters softly]

958
00:51:49,833 --> 00:51:51,208
[whispers] Cramp!

959
00:51:57,666 --> 00:51:59,083
[suggestive music]

960
00:52:02,125 --> 00:52:05,000
These dreams, every single night!

961
00:52:05,083 --> 00:52:07,625
I'll go mad, I know I will!

962
00:52:17,208 --> 00:52:19,750
[loud clatter]

963
00:52:26,791 --> 00:52:28,875
[mysterious music]

964
00:52:41,708 --> 00:52:44,250
-You using this?
-No.

965
00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:51,208
[birds singing]

966
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,291
Ay, ay, ay…

967
00:53:07,125 --> 00:53:09,250
Hey, look at Ian.

968
00:53:09,333 --> 00:53:10,666
He's taking a walk.

969
00:53:10,750 --> 00:53:13,958
I don't care if he's swinging
from tree to tree.

970
00:53:14,041 --> 00:53:16,083
Yeah, but he's not supposed
to walk any further than here.

971
00:53:16,166 --> 00:53:17,416
He's supposed to sit, not walk.

972
00:53:19,458 --> 00:53:20,791
He'll suffer for it later.

973
00:53:25,291 --> 00:53:27,375
Doesn't seem to be doing him
any harm at the moment.

974
00:53:39,916 --> 00:53:41,625
[bird singing]

975
00:53:43,291 --> 00:53:45,041
[Chris sighs]

976
00:53:49,416 --> 00:53:50,958
[Henry] Catty. Mail up?

977
00:53:51,125 --> 00:53:52,125
None for you.

978
00:53:52,291 --> 00:53:54,250
-None for me?
-Shhh!

979
00:54:01,541 --> 00:54:03,708
-Is the mail up, Henry?
-Right up. The creek.

980
00:54:03,791 --> 00:54:04,791
Hmm?

981
00:54:04,875 --> 00:54:06,000
None for me.

982
00:54:06,625 --> 00:54:09,041
-There's none for you?
-None-for-me!

983
00:54:09,125 --> 00:54:11,541
Simple enough fact, isn't it?
Not the end of the world, is it?

984
00:54:11,625 --> 00:54:14,000
Some people aren't
all that fascinated by mail.

985
00:54:14,166 --> 00:54:16,083
No matter how the world is spelled.

986
00:54:16,833 --> 00:54:17,791
[piece clatters]

987
00:54:17,875 --> 00:54:19,750
That's the way to bash a bishop.

988
00:54:23,875 --> 00:54:26,916
I wonder if she's cross
with me for not writing.

989
00:54:29,708 --> 00:54:31,958
[slow instrumental music playing]

990
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,208
Hello, Dorothy.

991
00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:56,041
Nurse Beamish, I mean.

992
00:54:57,375 --> 00:54:59,291
Nothing special to say, except…

993
00:55:00,791 --> 00:55:01,958
You're so beautiful.

994
00:55:03,791 --> 00:55:04,750
Nurse Beamish…

995
00:55:04,916 --> 00:55:05,875
Dorothy.

996
00:55:07,708 --> 00:55:09,250
I think if you don't mind…

997
00:55:10,083 --> 00:55:11,041
I love you.

998
00:55:12,875 --> 00:55:15,625
From the first moment I saw you
standing there in the sluice.

999
00:55:17,666 --> 00:55:18,958
No, no, that won't do.

1000
00:55:20,875 --> 00:55:23,500
Naturally…
It's the last thing you'd expect,

1001
00:55:23,583 --> 00:55:27,500
someone like me having the nerve
to fall in love with someone like you.

1002
00:55:27,583 --> 00:55:30,583
I mean, trainee chef's not much cop, and…

1003
00:55:31,666 --> 00:55:32,916
I've got no family.

1004
00:55:33,500 --> 00:55:36,916
At least in a couple of years' time
I will be able to cook.

1005
00:55:38,083 --> 00:55:39,291
You'll think it over?

1006
00:55:41,666 --> 00:55:42,666
Thanks.

1007
00:55:44,666 --> 00:55:48,041
Hopeless!
That couldn't possibly impress any girl.

1008
00:56:36,541 --> 00:56:38,458
Ah! That's what I wanted, yes…

1009
00:56:38,541 --> 00:56:42,041
[playful music]

1010
00:56:44,291 --> 00:56:45,958
-Hello, George.
-Hello.

1011
00:56:46,708 --> 00:56:50,666
-What's the book?
-Oh, it's all about breeding.

1012
00:56:51,750 --> 00:56:53,083
-Breeding?
-Mmm.

1013
00:56:53,750 --> 00:56:56,083
Well some of us have to study
that sort of thing I suppose.

1014
00:56:56,166 --> 00:56:57,208
-And some of us don't.
-Yeah.

1015
00:56:57,291 --> 00:56:58,833
[both laugh]

1016
00:56:58,916 --> 00:56:59,916
Yeah…

1017
00:57:00,833 --> 00:57:01,750
Hi Mary!

1018
00:57:03,083 --> 00:57:05,000
Ah, well. Her loss, poor kid.

1019
00:57:05,083 --> 00:57:08,666
I've never met a man like you Ian,
you really need women, don't you?

1020
00:57:08,750 --> 00:57:10,000
Oh, no.

1021
00:57:10,083 --> 00:57:14,916
Take 'em or leave 'em, you know.
An amused detachment. Absolute calm.

1022
00:57:16,875 --> 00:57:18,166
[Ian growls]

1023
00:57:18,250 --> 00:57:19,916
[George] Eh? What's happened?

1024
00:57:21,041 --> 00:57:22,166
Am I dreaming?

1025
00:57:22,250 --> 00:57:24,541
Oh, that's Nurse…
Nurse Janet what's-her-name.

1026
00:57:24,625 --> 00:57:26,000
You know, probationer.

1027
00:57:26,083 --> 00:57:28,125
What? She's real? You know her?

1028
00:57:28,208 --> 00:57:31,083
I don't exactly know her,
but I've seen her without her skirt.

1029
00:57:31,708 --> 00:57:34,333
-You have? Without her skirt?
-Mhm.

1030
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,708
So have I. But it was in a dream.

1031
00:57:36,791 --> 00:57:39,208
S-she's a real girl!

1032
00:57:39,291 --> 00:57:41,250
Yeah. Very nice too I should think.

1033
00:57:41,333 --> 00:57:42,750
Yes, so should I.

1034
00:57:43,291 --> 00:57:45,458
[laughs] Oh baby!

1035
00:57:45,833 --> 00:57:49,583
That feeling of certainty is
going right through me.

1036
00:57:50,416 --> 00:57:52,500
Oh Ian, my lad, that one's for sure!

1037
00:57:52,958 --> 00:57:55,041
Mother Macree, that one's for me!

1038
00:57:55,125 --> 00:57:56,333
Where does she work?

1039
00:57:56,416 --> 00:57:57,541
Women's wards.

1040
00:57:57,625 --> 00:58:00,166
What a waste! We're supposed to be
living in a welfare state!

1041
00:58:00,250 --> 00:58:02,041
We are. It's all free here.

1042
00:58:02,708 --> 00:58:05,791
George, old darling,
you never spoke a truer word!

1043
00:58:05,875 --> 00:58:06,958
Happy breeding!

1044
00:58:07,041 --> 00:58:08,125
Eh?

1045
00:58:09,041 --> 00:58:11,500
Why aren't you out in the sun, Chris?

1046
00:58:13,083 --> 00:58:14,000
I…

1047
00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:15,916
as a matter of fact…

1048
00:58:17,750 --> 00:58:22,125
I rather… sorta… I wanted
to have a word with you.

1049
00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:24,583
You're always scribbling,
got any paper Chris?

1050
00:58:27,416 --> 00:58:29,166
That all you've got?

1051
00:58:29,916 --> 00:58:32,000
Have you… have you got a pencil?

1052
00:58:34,250 --> 00:58:35,250
That'll do.

1053
00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:39,000
Can you come outside, just for a minute?

1054
00:58:40,250 --> 00:58:41,375
Oh, very well.

1055
00:58:54,833 --> 00:58:55,916
It doesn't matter.

1056
00:58:59,791 --> 00:59:00,750
Any time.

1057
00:59:01,875 --> 00:59:03,125
Some other time.

1058
00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:04,875
Well, whatever it is…

1059
00:59:06,041 --> 00:59:07,208
don't forget it.

1060
00:59:07,291 --> 00:59:08,208
I won't.

1061
00:59:09,541 --> 00:59:10,541
I won't.

1062
00:59:15,125 --> 00:59:18,083
[whistling approaches]

1063
00:59:19,958 --> 00:59:21,333
[whistling]

1064
00:59:22,041 --> 00:59:25,541
What's up with you?
You look like a love-sick calf.

1065
00:59:25,708 --> 00:59:28,708
Can't you mind
your own flaming business for one minute!

1066
00:59:29,291 --> 00:59:31,041
Hey!

1067
00:59:31,833 --> 00:59:33,416
He's developing!

1068
00:59:35,875 --> 00:59:37,083
Aren't we all?

1069
00:59:39,291 --> 00:59:40,958
-Just a minute.
-Yes. What is it?

1070
00:59:41,041 --> 00:59:44,250
I can't wait any longer.
This is private enough, I…

1071
00:59:44,333 --> 00:59:45,458
I must tell you.

1072
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,625
I don't believe in announcing
inspections, gentlemen.

1073
00:59:49,708 --> 00:59:52,750
I have sufficient confidence in my staff
to let you see them

1074
00:59:52,833 --> 00:59:55,083
under normal conditions at work.

1075
00:59:55,166 --> 00:59:56,125
Nurse!

1076
00:59:58,958 --> 00:59:59,958
Yes, Matron!

1077
01:00:04,041 --> 01:00:05,666
Do I have to go back to bed?

1078
01:00:05,750 --> 01:00:08,625
If you're very quiet, no.
You can sit at the table in the ward.

1079
01:00:08,708 --> 01:00:10,000
Joy of joys.

1080
01:00:10,083 --> 01:00:11,791
Don't be ungrateful, Bob.

1081
01:00:11,875 --> 01:00:14,166
-I want to go out on the balcony.
-It's not warm enough.

1082
01:00:14,250 --> 01:00:16,541
Well, it's just been warm enough
for me to freeze in the X-ray room.

1083
01:00:16,625 --> 01:00:18,166
Ooh, you can be so petty.

1084
01:00:18,250 --> 01:00:19,500
Why bother about me then?

1085
01:00:19,583 --> 01:00:20,583
It's my job.

1086
01:00:21,208 --> 01:00:23,791
I'm sorry Catty, I must be
the worst one in the ward.

1087
01:00:23,875 --> 01:00:25,625
You're all the same to me.

1088
01:00:26,625 --> 01:00:28,333
Have you got a rubber band?

1089
01:00:28,416 --> 01:00:30,333
Well, there's one in the office I think.

1090
01:00:30,833 --> 01:00:32,333
Don't run!

1091
01:00:34,958 --> 01:00:36,833
[intense music]

1092
01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:48,083
[loud drums are playing into crescendo]

1093
01:00:48,666 --> 01:00:51,208
[music softens]

1094
01:00:53,291 --> 01:00:56,250
[sensual music]

1095
01:01:10,958 --> 01:01:13,250
[Ian's voice] "<i>Dear Janet</i>
<i>who-ever-you-are.</i>"

1096
01:01:13,750 --> 01:01:17,625
<i>"You're just what the doctor ordered,</i>
<i>if the doctors here had any sense."</i>

1097
01:01:20,125 --> 01:01:24,333
<i>"Let's meet and talk</i>
<i>about the treatment I really need."</i>

1098
01:01:24,416 --> 01:01:27,583
<i>"I get out every day at two-thirty."</i>

1099
01:01:34,666 --> 01:01:36,875
[Ian growls]

1100
01:01:37,541 --> 01:01:39,125
You've got to hand it to him though,
he's a trier.

1101
01:01:39,208 --> 01:01:40,208
Who is?

1102
01:01:40,291 --> 01:01:41,750
He won't get within a mile of her.

1103
01:01:41,833 --> 01:01:42,750
Who won't?

1104
01:01:42,833 --> 01:01:45,250
I wouldn't be too sure.
He told me he had a wave of certainty.

1105
01:01:45,333 --> 01:01:47,125
-Who?
-And heard a voice saying "for sure."

1106
01:01:47,208 --> 01:01:48,541
-What voice? Who?
-Want to bet on it?

1107
01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:50,625
-Well, I wouldn't exactly…
-Afraid to back up your judgment, eh?

1108
01:01:50,708 --> 01:01:52,833
-On what?
-I'll have half a dollar of that.

1109
01:01:52,916 --> 01:01:54,583
All right, done. Are you still scared?

1110
01:01:54,666 --> 01:01:55,708
Five bob says he does.

1111
01:01:55,791 --> 01:01:57,583
-Does what? Who?
-All right, any more takers?

1112
01:01:57,666 --> 01:01:59,041
Pound!

1113
01:01:59,125 --> 01:02:00,333
-You're on!
-Fine.

1114
01:02:00,416 --> 01:02:01,708
Now tell me, on what?

1115
01:02:02,208 --> 01:02:05,666
You just bet a quid
that Ian Richards there, will…

1116
01:02:05,750 --> 01:02:07,708
That nurse that he just threw
the tobacco tin at,

1117
01:02:07,791 --> 01:02:09,541
that she'll be a push-over for him.

1118
01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:11,250
Oh, why throw a tobacco tin?

1119
01:02:11,333 --> 01:02:12,958
There's a note wrapped round it.

1120
01:02:13,041 --> 01:02:15,000
Well I'm relieved to learn she
doesn't chew shag, anyway.

1121
01:02:15,083 --> 01:02:16,041
[Bob] Betting on a thing like that!

1122
01:02:16,125 --> 01:02:17,458
Don't you fellows ever
think of anything else?

1123
01:02:17,541 --> 01:02:18,500
Hey…

1124
01:02:19,291 --> 01:02:20,458
Have you thought of this?

1125
01:02:21,041 --> 01:02:24,416
How? And I repeat, how?

1126
01:02:24,500 --> 01:02:26,250
How are we to know?

1127
01:02:28,041 --> 01:02:30,625
[slow, sensual music plays]

1128
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,875
Tactful lot, leaving us alone.

1129
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:59,083
I just wanted to see what you look like.
At close quarters.

1130
01:02:59,166 --> 01:03:00,541
Of course.

1131
01:03:02,375 --> 01:03:04,416
We've talked enough, eh?

1132
01:03:05,375 --> 01:03:06,375
Not so fast!

1133
01:03:06,541 --> 01:03:08,291
I can adjust to any speed you like.

1134
01:03:08,458 --> 01:03:13,000
Seventy-eight, forty-five, thirty-three…
and a third.

1135
01:03:14,250 --> 01:03:15,791
You're very sure of yourself.

1136
01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:17,458
Aren't you sure of me?

1137
01:03:21,458 --> 01:03:22,416
[gasps]

1138
01:03:23,041 --> 01:03:25,666
I can't stay, I'm on duty.

1139
01:03:25,833 --> 01:03:28,791
I'm sure a benevolent fate
will bring us together again.

1140
01:03:32,333 --> 01:03:33,250
Soon.

1141
01:03:33,416 --> 01:03:34,541
[sighs]

1142
01:03:35,166 --> 01:03:36,083
So am I.

1143
01:03:37,208 --> 01:03:39,041
Have a bet on it, Henry?
I wouldn't take your money.

1144
01:03:39,125 --> 01:03:41,333
I don't know why you all think
he's so irresistible.

1145
01:03:41,416 --> 01:03:42,666
She came to him.

1146
01:03:42,750 --> 01:03:44,750
There was a light in her eyes.

1147
01:03:44,833 --> 01:03:46,541
Ian knows about girls.

1148
01:03:46,625 --> 01:03:48,791
He's not the only one, any man
that knows what he's about

1149
01:03:48,875 --> 01:03:50,291
can tell that that one's a push-over.

1150
01:03:51,291 --> 01:03:53,625
Thank you gentlemen.
That was most considerate.

1151
01:03:54,291 --> 01:03:57,958
Reconnaissance completed.
Target virtually undefended.

1152
01:03:58,041 --> 01:03:59,708
Ah, sit down, old chap.

1153
01:04:00,875 --> 01:04:02,750
Save your strength Ian, my boy.

1154
01:04:02,833 --> 01:04:04,416
[Chris] Have some chocolate!

1155
01:04:11,125 --> 01:04:13,708
"Informing you that your application
for the post…"

1156
01:04:15,208 --> 01:04:16,666
Forewoman?

1157
01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:19,041
Aren't you proud of me, John?

1158
01:04:20,083 --> 01:04:23,125
You're still working
above the pit, I hope?

1159
01:04:23,958 --> 01:04:26,375
'Course, silly. In the canteen.

1160
01:04:26,458 --> 01:04:28,000
That's somethin', isn't it?

1161
01:04:33,625 --> 01:04:35,750
You got the book all right then, George?

1162
01:04:35,833 --> 01:04:36,875
Oh, yeah!

1163
01:04:37,583 --> 01:04:38,791
Just the job, thanks.

1164
01:04:39,833 --> 01:04:41,625
My dear Henry!

1165
01:04:41,708 --> 01:04:43,458
Oh, I'm so sorry to be late.

1166
01:04:43,541 --> 01:04:46,208
You know, for the first time ever
I missed the bus.

1167
01:04:46,291 --> 01:04:48,000
-And the post.
-Pardon?

1168
01:04:48,166 --> 01:04:50,666
The post. Remember?
Originally the Penny Post.

1169
01:04:50,750 --> 01:04:53,250
Introduced by Rowland Hill,
a native of Kidderminster in 1840.

1170
01:04:53,333 --> 01:04:56,583
My dear Henry, I'm sure I don't know why
you're quoting your encyclopaedia at me.

1171
01:04:56,750 --> 01:04:58,416
Don't you, don't you indeed!

1172
01:04:59,375 --> 01:05:02,125
Oh the post! The letter post! That one!

1173
01:05:02,208 --> 01:05:04,458
I didn't mean the kind you tied horses to.

1174
01:05:04,541 --> 01:05:06,750
-But I told you.
-You told me what?

1175
01:05:06,916 --> 01:05:09,708
The last time I came.
I wouldn't be writing again.

1176
01:05:09,791 --> 01:05:11,625
-You didn't.
-Oh, excuse me Henry, I did.

1177
01:05:11,791 --> 01:05:15,541
As an inhabitant of this
carbolicked institution I assure you,

1178
01:05:15,625 --> 01:05:19,416
I treasure every word uttered to me,
by my one and only visitor.

1179
01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:22,541
And you did not say a word
about not writing to me,

1180
01:05:22,625 --> 01:05:26,125
on the occasion of
your last and practically silent visit.

1181
01:05:26,208 --> 01:05:27,458
Well, I thought I did.

1182
01:05:27,625 --> 01:05:29,250
What you think you do, and what you do do

1183
01:05:29,416 --> 01:05:30,541
are often very different, Harriet.

1184
01:05:30,625 --> 01:05:32,916
Well, I'm sorry Henry.
I meant to mention it.

1185
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,958
Alright, you meant to Harriet,
but why, why?

1186
01:05:35,041 --> 01:05:36,833
After months and months of writing to me…

1187
01:05:36,916 --> 01:05:38,333
sometimes three or four times a day

1188
01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:40,666
do you suddenly take it
into your head to stop?

1189
01:05:40,833 --> 01:05:41,875
Writer's cramp?

1190
01:05:42,541 --> 01:05:43,708
No.

1191
01:05:43,791 --> 01:05:48,541
Only to make my visit less silent.
To have something to talk to you about.

1192
01:05:48,708 --> 01:05:51,375
-And it's worked already.
-Eh?

1193
01:05:51,541 --> 01:05:54,750
Well, haven't you realised,
we've said more in this visit than…

1194
01:05:54,916 --> 01:05:57,791
the whole of the three
other visits put together.

1195
01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:00,666
[exhales happily]

1196
01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:02,666
All right, Harriet dear.

1197
01:06:02,833 --> 01:06:05,041
Just tell me all your news.

1198
01:06:05,833 --> 01:06:07,250
You first.

1199
01:06:07,333 --> 01:06:08,833
Nothing much ever happens in…

1200
01:06:12,250 --> 01:06:13,833
There's just one thing.

1201
01:06:13,916 --> 01:06:18,500
I hate to ask you, but could you possibly
lend me twenty-seven and sixpence?

1202
01:06:18,583 --> 01:06:20,375
Twenty-seven and sixpence?

1203
01:06:21,041 --> 01:06:25,000
That's the exact sum I think
I shall be needing any day now.

1204
01:06:27,958 --> 01:06:29,875
Remarkable!

1205
01:06:29,958 --> 01:06:32,500
You're the first patient
who's ever been allowed to go fishing,

1206
01:06:32,583 --> 01:06:34,708
without even going once the daffodils.

1207
01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:37,083
I know, that's what I said to the doctor.

1208
01:06:37,166 --> 01:06:39,333
It's the only thing
that relaxes me, I said.

1209
01:06:39,416 --> 01:06:40,583
Well, don't overdo it now.

1210
01:06:40,666 --> 01:06:43,000
How can you overdo it just sitting still?

1211
01:06:43,083 --> 01:06:44,083
Ta-ta, so long.

1212
01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:45,166
Bye.

1213
01:06:45,250 --> 01:06:46,750
-So long, 'enry.
-Oof.

1214
01:06:46,833 --> 01:06:48,125
[John laughs]

1215
01:06:55,291 --> 01:06:57,000
Nurse. Where's Richards?

1216
01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,208
He could be anywhere.

1217
01:06:59,875 --> 01:07:01,291
Yes, that's what I'm afraid of.

1218
01:07:01,458 --> 01:07:04,125
What's the matter?
Do you want him to do something special?

1219
01:07:04,791 --> 01:07:06,333
No Nurse, I do not.

1220
01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:09,291
[cheerful music]

1221
01:07:23,875 --> 01:07:25,958
[music turns suspenseful]

1222
01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:36,416
[Janet] Mr. Richards!

1223
01:07:38,333 --> 01:07:39,875
You shouldn't be this far.

1224
01:07:40,041 --> 01:07:43,000
Surely there's no question of doubt
as to how far I should go?

1225
01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:51,333
I came here for a swim.

1226
01:07:51,416 --> 01:07:53,166
What are you whispering for?
There's no one about is there?

1227
01:07:53,250 --> 01:07:55,166
-Just a minute.
-Not a second.

1228
01:07:55,250 --> 01:07:57,625
I tried to meet you on your walk,
but it wasn't possible.

1229
01:07:57,708 --> 01:07:59,125
It wouldn't have done us
much good, would it?

1230
01:07:59,208 --> 01:08:01,750
Gracious little chat on the lawn.

1231
01:08:02,666 --> 01:08:04,083
Not what either of us want, is it?

1232
01:08:04,166 --> 01:08:06,250
You're taking a lot for granted.

1233
01:08:06,333 --> 01:08:08,250
As long as you realise that.

1234
01:08:09,250 --> 01:08:10,333
Contact!

1235
01:08:11,375 --> 01:08:13,541
[music turns romantic]

1236
01:08:20,375 --> 01:08:22,250
Hi, Sir Izaak, did you catch anything?

1237
01:08:22,333 --> 01:08:24,291
-Yes, my breath.
-Eh?

1238
01:08:24,375 --> 01:08:26,250
You owe me two and a kick.

1239
01:08:26,333 --> 01:08:27,375
I want proof.

1240
01:08:27,458 --> 01:08:29,875
Every bookmaker's entitled
to proof that his horse has past the post.

1241
01:08:29,958 --> 01:08:33,416
Proof! Don't you believe me?
What more proof do you want

1242
01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:35,375
than I practically saw with my…

1243
01:08:37,250 --> 01:08:38,958
There's your proof!

1244
01:08:39,125 --> 01:08:40,375
Ian?

1245
01:08:40,541 --> 01:08:41,416
How are you?

1246
01:08:42,041 --> 01:08:44,500
I feel f-f…

1247
01:08:44,666 --> 01:08:46,666
-Fabulous!
-[exclaims happily]

1248
01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:49,916
[slow music plays]

1249
01:08:55,625 --> 01:08:59,000
-Go on, Chris, this is your big moment.
-Yes.

1250
01:09:00,041 --> 01:09:01,750
Well, make a move then.

1251
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,625
It's customary when walking,
to look where you're going.

1252
01:09:06,791 --> 01:09:08,125
I'm looking where I want to look.

1253
01:09:08,625 --> 01:09:10,791
You're supposed to be having a walk.

1254
01:09:10,958 --> 01:09:12,666
This is your first.

1255
01:09:13,541 --> 01:09:15,458
This is a more important first to me.

1256
01:09:17,166 --> 01:09:18,583
The first time I've been alone with you.

1257
01:09:18,750 --> 01:09:20,458
The first chance I've had to tell you…

1258
01:09:20,541 --> 01:09:22,625
It's getting chilly.
I think we'd better start walking.

1259
01:09:23,208 --> 01:09:24,416
I'm meant to look after you.

1260
01:09:24,583 --> 01:09:25,708
So will you then?

1261
01:09:26,750 --> 01:09:28,000
For the rest of my life?

1262
01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:32,958
What's so funny?

1263
01:09:33,583 --> 01:09:34,625
Me…

1264
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,500
I've imagined this so often.

1265
01:09:37,250 --> 01:09:39,291
Exactly what I'd say and…

1266
01:09:40,041 --> 01:09:42,791
Well now, I can't say,
"This is so sudden."

1267
01:09:42,875 --> 01:09:45,500
-Why not?
-Because I've known for a long time.

1268
01:09:45,666 --> 01:09:47,666
-You have?
-Since the first day…

1269
01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:49,041
you looked at me in the sluice.

1270
01:09:50,458 --> 01:09:52,458
It wasn't a very
romantic beginning, was it?

1271
01:09:52,541 --> 01:09:53,791
We're stuck with it Chris.

1272
01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:56,958
You mean that… that you will?

1273
01:09:58,791 --> 01:10:00,208
Without knowing anything about me?

1274
01:10:00,375 --> 01:10:02,083
What more do I need to know?

1275
01:10:02,250 --> 01:10:03,666
Oh plenty! You see, I…

1276
01:10:04,791 --> 01:10:06,083
I haven't got a family…

1277
01:10:06,166 --> 01:10:07,583
You tell me while we walk.

1278
01:10:09,041 --> 01:10:13,041
[John sings]

1279
01:10:17,333 --> 01:10:20,625
[happy sigh]

1280
01:10:20,708 --> 01:10:23,041
I feel practically as good as new.

1281
01:10:23,666 --> 01:10:25,708
I shall be out of here in no time.

1282
01:10:26,750 --> 01:10:30,000
Although there are some of us
not too anxious to leave, eh?

1283
01:10:30,083 --> 01:10:31,250
[laughs]

1284
01:10:31,333 --> 01:10:34,333
Ah, lad you're blushing. All over!

1285
01:10:34,416 --> 01:10:36,708
Well I hope you've got
good cause, that's all.

1286
01:10:36,791 --> 01:10:38,458
-Oh, shut up!
-[John laughs]

1287
01:10:38,625 --> 01:10:43,083
[John continues laughing]

1288
01:10:43,166 --> 01:10:45,416
Regular ray of sunshine lately, isn't he?

1289
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:47,291
The sort that burns your eyeballs out.

1290
01:10:47,375 --> 01:10:48,625
Well what's wrong with being cheerful?

1291
01:10:48,791 --> 01:10:51,833
Well, you tell us.
You're the expert on misery these days.

1292
01:10:51,916 --> 01:10:54,083
I am? Looked at your
long fiddle-face in the mirror

1293
01:10:54,166 --> 01:10:55,250
since Janet what's-her-name?

1294
01:10:55,333 --> 01:10:57,375
Yeah, who'd of thought
Janet'd marry that specialist?

1295
01:10:57,458 --> 01:10:59,791
Any man that would marry Janet
would need to be a specialist.

1296
01:10:59,875 --> 01:11:01,041
What'd you mean?

1297
01:11:01,125 --> 01:11:02,916
-Look it up in your book.
-It's not that sort of book.

1298
01:11:03,083 --> 01:11:05,666
Hello, hello!

1299
01:11:05,750 --> 01:11:06,750
[Bob] Belt up!

1300
01:11:06,916 --> 01:11:08,333
-Oh shut your cake-hole.
-Shut up!

1301
01:11:08,500 --> 01:11:11,083
Hello! Won't anybody say "Hello"?

1302
01:11:11,250 --> 01:11:12,208
Hello.

1303
01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:14,708
Hey, let's make Chris
an apple-pie bed, eh?

1304
01:11:14,791 --> 01:11:15,916
What a jolly jape.

1305
01:11:16,291 --> 01:11:20,750
Ah! What a miserable lot you are!
Why don't you learn from me?

1306
01:11:20,916 --> 01:11:25,125
All right, I admit for months on end
I looked on the worst side of everything.

1307
01:11:25,208 --> 01:11:28,833
I was miserable, depressed,
a burden to myself

1308
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:29,875
and everybody else.

1309
01:11:29,958 --> 01:11:31,625
-Still are mate!
-[John laughs]

1310
01:11:31,708 --> 01:11:34,083
That's the idea man,
we've got to crack a few jokes,

1311
01:11:34,166 --> 01:11:35,541
pull each other's legs.

1312
01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:37,500
Show 'em out there
that we're alive in here.

1313
01:11:37,583 --> 01:11:39,333
How's that for a slogan, boys?

1314
01:11:39,416 --> 01:11:41,750
In Ward Five, we're all alive.

1315
01:11:41,833 --> 01:11:42,791
Drop dead!

1316
01:11:42,958 --> 01:11:43,833
[laughs]

1317
01:11:43,916 --> 01:11:45,750
That's very good, that's the spirit man!

1318
01:11:45,833 --> 01:11:49,041
We've got to laugh at each other.
Laugh at yourself, I do!

1319
01:11:49,708 --> 01:11:51,333
You've got more material
to work on than we have.

1320
01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:52,666
[laughs]

1321
01:11:52,750 --> 01:11:54,916
That's the sort of thing I mean.

1322
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:57,708
Now let's take you for instance, Bob.

1323
01:11:57,875 --> 01:12:00,375
It's a plain as a pikestaff,
what's been bothering you.

1324
01:12:00,458 --> 01:12:01,333
Oh! Shut up!

1325
01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:05,916
If you could see yourself sometimes,
making cow's-eyes at Catty.

1326
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,291
-Cut it out!
-Here's an idea, boys.

1327
01:12:08,916 --> 01:12:12,125
Since our Bob is too shy
to declare himself to his lady-love,

1328
01:12:12,291 --> 01:12:13,541
why don't we do it for him?

1329
01:12:13,625 --> 01:12:14,875
[tray jingles]

1330
01:12:14,958 --> 01:12:17,291
Come and get it, partners!

1331
01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:19,625
Here's that little ol' cowgirl, Catty.

1332
01:12:19,708 --> 01:12:21,916
Dishin' up the grubsteaks from
the gall-darned chuck-wagon!

1333
01:12:22,083 --> 01:12:25,625
"Purty!"
That's what she is. Mighty "purty"!

1334
01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:27,583
-Oh, stop being frivolous.
-Quite.

1335
01:12:33,083 --> 01:12:35,750
Lost your tongue, your manners, or both?

1336
01:12:36,625 --> 01:12:39,541
I'm sorry, Nurse, I was quite overcome.

1337
01:12:39,625 --> 01:12:42,458
How were you to know that
this is exactly what I crave?

1338
01:12:45,708 --> 01:12:47,958
At a rough guess,
I'd say this mule has rickets.

1339
01:12:48,625 --> 01:12:50,166
I'm afraid this broke in my hand, Nurse.

1340
01:12:50,666 --> 01:12:51,541
I can screw it up.

1341
01:12:51,708 --> 01:12:54,000
Exactly my opinion,
but I'd rather have it done properly.

1342
01:12:54,083 --> 01:12:55,166
I'll have it seen to.

1343
01:12:55,708 --> 01:12:56,750
Thank you, Nurse.

1344
01:12:57,250 --> 01:12:58,916
Not at all, Mr. White.

1345
01:13:00,916 --> 01:13:02,750
-He's right.
-Who's right?

1346
01:13:02,916 --> 01:13:05,375
John. You are spooney about 'er.

1347
01:13:05,541 --> 01:13:07,625
Can't any of you keep
your noses out of my affairs?

1348
01:13:07,708 --> 01:13:12,458
Six men stuck in a room for months on end
are bound to get on each other's nerves.

1349
01:13:13,083 --> 01:13:16,416
The more civilized you are,
the less you show it.

1350
01:13:16,916 --> 01:13:17,958
Eh?

1351
01:13:18,708 --> 01:13:19,750
Oh. Ice cold!

1352
01:13:23,166 --> 01:13:25,750
Have I ever told you,
you're the first girl I've ever kissed?

1353
01:13:25,833 --> 01:13:26,875
Yes, you have.

1354
01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:29,708
Why do you ask,
do you plan to kiss others?

1355
01:13:31,125 --> 01:13:32,166
Not at the moment.

1356
01:13:36,291 --> 01:13:40,291
[sweeping music]

1357
01:14:26,291 --> 01:14:27,250
Something wrong?

1358
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:29,875
Just what I was going to ask you?

1359
01:14:30,416 --> 01:14:31,583
May I sit down please?

1360
01:14:32,750 --> 01:14:33,750
Sure.

1361
01:14:35,458 --> 01:14:36,458
Sorry.

1362
01:14:38,375 --> 01:14:39,458
Tell me.

1363
01:14:40,625 --> 01:14:41,750
Is that an order?

1364
01:14:42,375 --> 01:14:43,416
What do you mean?

1365
01:14:44,166 --> 01:14:45,958
What's wrong with me isn't medical.

1366
01:14:46,583 --> 01:14:48,375
It can affect your health just the same.

1367
01:14:49,125 --> 01:14:50,583
Always on duty, aren't we?

1368
01:14:51,375 --> 01:14:52,375
Always.

1369
01:14:53,041 --> 01:14:54,208
You're a good nurse.

1370
01:14:55,166 --> 01:14:57,000
I'm getting tired of being told that.

1371
01:14:57,958 --> 01:15:00,375
We all have
our private little crosses to bear.

1372
01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:04,041
Yes, that's the word. Private.

1373
01:15:05,541 --> 01:15:06,416
Catty.

1374
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:11,666
I can't say what's wrong with me.
Not now. Not ever.

1375
01:15:12,458 --> 01:15:13,833
I think I can guess.

1376
01:15:14,250 --> 01:15:15,625
You can't forget Joyce, can you?

1377
01:15:15,708 --> 01:15:17,500
Catty, I don't want to say
any more about it.

1378
01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:28,083
Do you want to be shot at dawn?
If Matron sees you looking like that.

1379
01:15:28,166 --> 01:15:31,791
Our stove's gone peculiar.
Can I make our drinks on yours?

1380
01:15:31,875 --> 01:15:32,875
Of course.

1381
01:15:34,291 --> 01:15:35,708
There's always something.

1382
01:15:35,875 --> 01:15:37,041
Or nothing.

1383
01:15:37,208 --> 01:15:38,208
What d'you mean, Catty?

1384
01:15:38,750 --> 01:15:42,666
Why is it the men you don't want
swarm all over you…

1385
01:15:42,750 --> 01:15:44,833
while the one you do, won't even wink?

1386
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:46,333
Oh!

1387
01:15:46,416 --> 01:15:49,541
Oh well, doesn't matter,
I'm ready now anyway.

1388
01:15:53,916 --> 01:15:56,916
So you mean if the X-ray shows
a very good improvement,

1389
01:15:57,333 --> 01:15:59,083
I might be out of here soon?

1390
01:15:59,166 --> 01:16:00,208
Chess.

1391
01:16:00,708 --> 01:16:01,916
What?

1392
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,000
Look!

1393
01:16:03,833 --> 01:16:05,750
[whimsical music]

1394
01:16:11,125 --> 01:16:12,625
Hallo there, Henry! Uh…

1395
01:16:13,208 --> 01:16:14,333
Care for a game of chess?

1396
01:16:15,458 --> 01:16:16,791
What is this, a joke?

1397
01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:19,791
The joke will be on me if you refuse
after all the trouble I've taken.

1398
01:16:21,625 --> 01:16:23,750
-The book?
-The book.

1399
01:16:24,416 --> 01:16:25,291
The book!

1400
01:16:25,458 --> 01:16:27,000
[both exclaim loudly] The book!

1401
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:28,750
Yes the book, I've just seen it!

1402
01:16:28,916 --> 01:16:30,041
Sit down.

1403
01:16:34,250 --> 01:16:36,416
-No!
-I tell you, I've seen it!

1404
01:16:36,500 --> 01:16:38,333
This I've got to see for myself.

1405
01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:40,666
-Off you go then.
-No, you move.

1406
01:16:41,541 --> 01:16:42,541
Right.

1407
01:16:49,291 --> 01:16:51,000
You sure you want
to make that move, Henry?

1408
01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:53,375
As a matter of fact,
it's my favourite opening.

1409
01:16:53,541 --> 01:16:54,958
Hmmm.

1410
01:16:55,041 --> 01:16:57,833
Nineteen-o-three, Odessa, eh?

1411
01:16:59,333 --> 01:17:02,500
[whimsical music]

1412
01:17:07,166 --> 01:17:10,291
[George tuts]

1413
01:17:11,333 --> 01:17:13,958
[whimsical music]

1414
01:17:26,791 --> 01:17:28,208
Checkmate.

1415
01:17:29,041 --> 01:17:30,375
It's a fluke.

1416
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:32,166
Care for a little revenge then?

1417
01:17:44,833 --> 01:17:46,083
[clearing his throat]

1418
01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:47,750
Er, Bob.

1419
01:17:48,791 --> 01:17:50,958
You haven't forgotten
your X-ray, have you?

1420
01:17:51,666 --> 01:17:53,125
Ah, they're like birthdays.

1421
01:17:53,208 --> 01:17:55,500
the more you have,
the less you like to remember 'em.

1422
01:18:01,541 --> 01:18:02,500
He's gone.

1423
01:18:02,666 --> 01:18:04,541
-[Ian] Right.
-[George] What's this all about?

1424
01:18:04,625 --> 01:18:06,041
Shhh! Be quiet, just listen.

1425
01:18:06,125 --> 01:18:08,458
Well, why can't Bob listen? It's not nice
to wait until he's gone you know.

1426
01:18:08,541 --> 01:18:10,375
Henry, I'm making you personally
responsible for keeping him quiet.

1427
01:18:10,541 --> 01:18:13,583
Unfortunately I seem to have
mislaid my sledgehammer.

1428
01:18:13,666 --> 01:18:16,625
All right, all right, all right.
I'll be quiet. Now what's it all about?

1429
01:18:16,708 --> 01:18:17,750
[Ian] Bob and Catty.

1430
01:18:17,833 --> 01:18:18,916
Ooh!

1431
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,500
Well gentlemen,
it is perfectly obvious to all of us…

1432
01:18:21,583 --> 01:18:22,666
well, nearly all of us…

1433
01:18:22,833 --> 01:18:24,708
that Bob White is
in love with Nurse Catty.

1434
01:18:24,875 --> 01:18:27,041
Well, I said that weeks ago, didn't I?

1435
01:18:27,125 --> 01:18:29,875
You also said, my old Stakhanovite,
that if Bob couldn't loosen his tongue

1436
01:18:29,958 --> 01:18:31,916
enough to tell her,
he ought to be given some help.

1437
01:18:32,083 --> 01:18:34,041
Ah! But I only said that as a joke.

1438
01:18:34,208 --> 01:18:35,791
Well, many a true word, dear fellow.

1439
01:18:35,875 --> 01:18:37,708
Ah well, how are we going to set about it?

1440
01:18:37,791 --> 01:18:42,500
Attack! We talk romance to Bob
on every conceivable opportunity,

1441
01:18:42,666 --> 01:18:45,166
to get him into the, eh…
into the mood, you see.

1442
01:18:45,250 --> 01:18:48,291
So that we can leave him alone
with Catty whenever the occasion arises,

1443
01:18:48,375 --> 01:18:51,125
Ah! But wait a minute now,
we might be interfering in something

1444
01:18:51,208 --> 01:18:52,375
that isn't our business.

1445
01:18:52,458 --> 01:18:53,416
We could be wrong.

1446
01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:55,250
-We're not.
-No, we're not.

1447
01:18:55,833 --> 01:18:58,500
Ah, all right. You should know.

1448
01:18:59,125 --> 01:19:00,375
[Ian] All clear, then?

1449
01:19:00,541 --> 01:19:01,875
Yeah, except for one thing.

1450
01:19:02,750 --> 01:19:04,333
What's a "Shakhanovite"?

1451
01:19:04,416 --> 01:19:05,958
It's a name they give a bloke
in Russia who digs a lot of coal.

1452
01:19:07,041 --> 01:19:08,250
How do you know?

1453
01:19:08,333 --> 01:19:09,500
I'm not daft Henry.

1454
01:19:14,958 --> 01:19:15,875
Hello!

1455
01:19:16,458 --> 01:19:17,458
Hello.

1456
01:19:17,541 --> 01:19:19,375
Ah, sad time of the year, autumn.

1457
01:19:19,833 --> 01:19:20,833
Yep.

1458
01:19:21,875 --> 01:19:23,041
But romantic.

1459
01:19:23,708 --> 01:19:24,666
Yeah.

1460
01:19:25,208 --> 01:19:26,458
I've written a poem about it.

1461
01:19:26,625 --> 01:19:27,833
Would you like to hear it?

1462
01:19:28,791 --> 01:19:29,833
Please yourself.

1463
01:19:34,750 --> 01:19:37,416
"The leaves are falling,
like the hair of my love,

1464
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:39,250
tumbling about her shoulders."

1465
01:19:39,875 --> 01:19:41,750
"The branches are sleek
and slender like her fingers

1466
01:19:41,916 --> 01:19:43,125
clasped in mine."

1467
01:19:43,625 --> 01:19:45,000
"All around us life is dying."

1468
01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:47,416
"And yet with us, warmth and certainty,

1469
01:19:47,583 --> 01:19:49,458
like the gay butterfly of summer."

1470
01:19:50,250 --> 01:19:51,458
"Because we love."

1471
01:19:52,291 --> 01:19:53,666
Doesn't rhyme.

1472
01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:55,041
That's Chinese style.

1473
01:19:55,125 --> 01:19:56,875
Is that so,
doesn't Chinese poetry have to rhyme?

1474
01:19:57,583 --> 01:19:59,416
Not in translation any rate.

1475
01:19:59,500 --> 01:20:00,875
Anybody can write it then?

1476
01:20:00,958 --> 01:20:01,875
Yes.

1477
01:20:02,375 --> 01:20:04,875
If you've got an idea.
And my idea was that love…

1478
01:20:04,958 --> 01:20:06,291
Well then, I bet I could.

1479
01:20:06,375 --> 01:20:08,166
Bob, I didn't come
out here to talk about poetry.

1480
01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:10,041
Neither did I, but it's amazing
how these things develop, isn't it?

1481
01:20:10,708 --> 01:20:12,666
It's amazing how all sorts
of things develop, if you let them.

1482
01:20:12,750 --> 01:20:13,791
Like T.B.?

1483
01:20:13,875 --> 01:20:15,083
Yes. No!

1484
01:20:15,791 --> 01:20:19,375
Well, in a sense. I mean…
It is rather a sickness.

1485
01:20:20,208 --> 01:20:21,958
-Is that what your poem's about?
-Yes.

1486
01:20:22,500 --> 01:20:24,416
Morbid sort of tyke, aren't you?

1487
01:20:24,500 --> 01:20:27,583
Here, have a read of it.
See what it does for you, eh?

1488
01:20:27,666 --> 01:20:29,416
I'll tell you right now
what it does for me.

1489
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,250
-Yes?
-It makes me sick!

1490
01:20:34,708 --> 01:20:37,458
Shakespeare himself, with a fistful
of sonnets, couldn't have done better.

1491
01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:38,583
I tried my best.

1492
01:20:38,666 --> 01:20:41,458
Yes, and his mood's
about as romantic as a cat at Crufts.

1493
01:20:41,541 --> 01:20:42,833
Marvellous achievement!

1494
01:20:42,916 --> 01:20:45,125
It was a mistake to tell him
about the Chinese poetry.

1495
01:20:45,208 --> 01:20:46,208
Let me have a go.

1496
01:20:46,291 --> 01:20:47,708
Well, you couldn't do worse
than Fu Manchu here.

1497
01:20:47,791 --> 01:20:49,250
Ah, stand back.

1498
01:20:49,333 --> 01:20:52,791
[martial music]

1499
01:20:55,083 --> 01:20:56,208
Hello!

1500
01:20:56,291 --> 01:20:57,625
Hello.

1501
01:20:57,708 --> 01:20:59,166
I got a letter from Dora.

1502
01:20:59,750 --> 01:21:01,041
That's nice.

1503
01:21:02,166 --> 01:21:04,375
Yes. She's so sure
I'll be out of here soon,

1504
01:21:04,458 --> 01:21:06,333
she's even preparing
her trousers for the wedding.

1505
01:21:06,875 --> 01:21:08,125
You mean "trousseau."

1506
01:21:08,208 --> 01:21:09,750
-Oh, do I?
-Well I hope so.

1507
01:21:09,833 --> 01:21:10,791
Oh!

1508
01:21:11,166 --> 01:21:12,750
What do you want
to talk to me about, then?

1509
01:21:12,833 --> 01:21:15,666
Well I, um, Dora asked me…

1510
01:21:15,750 --> 01:21:18,041
Well I don't know
how to put this, really, but…

1511
01:21:18,125 --> 01:21:19,208
She's noticed you.

1512
01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:22,000
-Has she?
-Yes, she's noticed you all right.

1513
01:21:22,083 --> 01:21:24,375
Every time she's been here
she's noticed you.

1514
01:21:24,458 --> 01:21:28,166
All alone and by yourself
and no one visiting you, you see.

1515
01:21:28,791 --> 01:21:33,083
And miserable and sad like no one
in the world gives a rap about you.

1516
01:21:33,166 --> 01:21:35,166
And, err, all that sort of thing.

1517
01:21:35,333 --> 01:21:38,583
Cor! He's laying it on three feet thick!

1518
01:21:38,666 --> 01:21:40,750
Shhh! Strictly personal touch!

1519
01:21:41,375 --> 01:21:43,875
And she was wondering, and so was I…

1520
01:21:43,958 --> 01:21:46,666
if you'd like to come to our wedding,
you see, so you wouldn't feel lonely,

1521
01:21:46,750 --> 01:21:49,166
and not wanted and cared for,
for a few hours.

1522
01:21:49,708 --> 01:21:51,291
Terrible thing to be
that way Bob, isn't it?

1523
01:21:51,375 --> 01:21:53,166
Ah, yes. Certainly, yes.

1524
01:21:53,250 --> 01:21:56,416
'Course I always say:
"There's a woman somewhere for every man."

1525
01:21:56,500 --> 01:21:58,500
As long as he keeps his eyes open
and his mouth…

1526
01:21:58,583 --> 01:22:00,375
Isn't that right eh, keep your eyes open?
Isn't that right?

1527
01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:01,708
[laughs]

1528
01:22:01,791 --> 01:22:03,791
-That's a nice thought.
-It's a night thought, yeah.

1529
01:22:03,875 --> 01:22:05,416
Well, you come to the wedding then, eh?

1530
01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:07,250
If I'm out of here,
yes George I'll be glad to.

1531
01:22:07,333 --> 01:22:08,583
Good. That's settled then.

1532
01:22:08,666 --> 01:22:11,000
Well, eh, 'course you might be too busy

1533
01:22:11,083 --> 01:22:13,125
setting up your own house,
with your own wife, eh?

1534
01:22:13,208 --> 01:22:15,958
Ain't that right? Be too busy, eh?

1535
01:22:16,041 --> 01:22:17,708
-You never know.
-Yeah, well…

1536
01:22:17,791 --> 01:22:19,958
"You never know,"
that's what I always say.

1537
01:22:20,041 --> 01:22:21,458
Um, 'scuse me!

1538
01:22:22,875 --> 01:22:24,333
I got 'im, he's in the mood.

1539
01:22:24,416 --> 01:22:25,666
I think you've done it.

1540
01:22:25,750 --> 01:22:27,208
Well, he did say, "You never know."

1541
01:22:27,291 --> 01:22:29,500
-The thought's taken root.
-Well done, George.

1542
01:22:29,583 --> 01:22:32,291
Now we must get him with Catty,
alone and as soon as possible.

1543
01:22:32,375 --> 01:22:33,250
-Now?
-How?

1544
01:22:33,333 --> 01:22:34,708
Shhh.

1545
01:22:34,791 --> 01:22:39,416
[suspenseful music]

1546
01:22:43,208 --> 01:22:45,041
-Oh, thanks.
-That's okay.

1547
01:22:48,208 --> 01:22:49,291
Err, oh, Catty!

1548
01:22:51,125 --> 01:22:53,750
Did you know that
Chinese poetry doesn't rhyme?

1549
01:22:55,791 --> 01:22:57,666
[Catty] You're right, it doesn't.

1550
01:22:58,041 --> 01:22:59,333
Extraordinary, isn't it?

1551
01:22:59,875 --> 01:23:03,958
I've heard that the Chinese laugh when
they're sad, and wear white at funerals.

1552
01:23:04,041 --> 01:23:06,708
Yes, there're lots of strange beliefs
about Chinese, aren't there?

1553
01:23:07,666 --> 01:23:09,458
[Catty] But poetry that doesn't rhyme…

1554
01:23:10,125 --> 01:23:11,416
That <i>is</i> strange.

1555
01:23:11,916 --> 01:23:13,250
Thought you'd think so.

1556
01:23:13,333 --> 01:23:14,333
Mmm, I do.

1557
01:23:14,958 --> 01:23:17,083
It's a funny old world
we live in, isn't it?

1558
01:23:17,166 --> 01:23:18,041
Hysterical.

1559
01:23:18,708 --> 01:23:20,208
[accented tune]

1560
01:23:26,583 --> 01:23:27,583
Hi, Bob.

1561
01:23:34,916 --> 01:23:36,250
Right…

1562
01:23:37,291 --> 01:23:39,375
I'll have my turn, now.

1563
01:23:39,458 --> 01:23:43,583
[jaunty music]

1564
01:23:55,875 --> 01:23:59,708
Bob. Catty wants
to see you in the kitchen.

1565
01:24:00,416 --> 01:24:01,416
Oh, right.

1566
01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:13,083
I don't want to see you.

1567
01:24:13,166 --> 01:24:14,333
Well, he said you did.

1568
01:24:14,416 --> 01:24:15,541
My mistake.

1569
01:24:15,625 --> 01:24:18,250
-I want to see you both.
-What's the meaning of this, Ian?

1570
01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:20,500
[chuckles]

1571
01:24:21,291 --> 01:24:22,166
Yes…

1572
01:24:22,250 --> 01:24:24,833
The meaning, as far as you're concerned

1573
01:24:24,916 --> 01:24:26,458
is fairly straight-forward,

1574
01:24:26,541 --> 01:24:28,041
so we'll start with you, Catty.

1575
01:24:28,833 --> 01:24:33,833
You, Catty, are a nice girl, and
nice girls don't make advances to men.

1576
01:24:34,916 --> 01:24:38,166
Ah, but you Bob White,
are suffering from two delusions.

1577
01:24:38,916 --> 01:24:40,958
Firstly, you think you're
on the rebound from Joyce.

1578
01:24:41,625 --> 01:24:45,000
And therefore you mistrust
your own feelings, but you're wrong.

1579
01:24:45,083 --> 01:24:48,041
Secondly, you think that if you do
say something to the lady…

1580
01:24:48,125 --> 01:24:51,541
She might respond to you out of… pity.

1581
01:24:52,333 --> 01:24:53,458
Wrong again.

1582
01:24:53,541 --> 01:24:56,125
You are in love with Bertha Bedpan here.

1583
01:24:56,875 --> 01:24:58,541
And she is in love with you.

1584
01:24:59,166 --> 01:25:00,166
Got it?

1585
01:25:00,625 --> 01:25:03,375
I shall be on hand
if you wish me to supply any…

1586
01:25:03,916 --> 01:25:05,625
illustrations to the text.

1587
01:25:07,916 --> 01:25:08,875
Morning.

1588
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:13,208
How'd it go then?

1589
01:25:15,166 --> 01:25:18,166
[sweeping music]

1590
01:25:18,333 --> 01:25:20,625
[whimsical music]

1591
01:25:20,708 --> 01:25:22,958
[suspenseful music]

1592
01:25:23,583 --> 01:25:24,791
Morning, Matron!

1593
01:25:28,041 --> 01:25:29,125
Nurse Catty.

1594
01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:31,625
-Your cap isn't on straight.
-No, Matron.

1595
01:25:33,666 --> 01:25:36,500
[drums go into crescendo]

1596
01:25:41,416 --> 01:25:43,500
[music brightens]

1597
01:25:44,208 --> 01:25:47,416
[sweeping music]

1598
01:25:53,416 --> 01:25:54,666
Visitors for me?

1599
01:25:54,750 --> 01:25:55,750
Your family.

1600
01:25:56,791 --> 01:25:58,458
But I haven't got any family.

1601
01:25:58,541 --> 01:26:01,125
Well I have, and so have you now.

1602
01:26:01,708 --> 01:26:02,875
Mum, this is Chris.

1603
01:26:03,833 --> 01:26:05,166
Hello, Mrs. Beamish.

1604
01:26:05,333 --> 01:26:06,375
Coming home?

1605
01:26:06,458 --> 01:26:08,416
Aye. At the end of the week.

1606
01:26:11,541 --> 01:26:15,333
Now, love. What are you crying for?

1607
01:26:16,875 --> 01:26:18,333
I'm so happy!

1608
01:26:19,125 --> 01:26:23,708
Hey! Have you got a job for a dishwasher
in that canteen of yours?

1609
01:26:25,125 --> 01:26:28,666
Well, I won't be able to start work
in the mines for a while, will I?

1610
01:26:28,750 --> 01:26:31,416
You won't be doing anything for a while.

1611
01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:35,541
Oh, love. We've been apart a whole year.

1612
01:26:37,458 --> 01:26:38,500
John!

1613
01:26:38,583 --> 01:26:39,833
[both laugh]

1614
01:26:41,625 --> 01:26:44,666
Now George, you sure you're fit
to be married right away?

1615
01:26:45,125 --> 01:26:47,041
Now Dora, how many times
have I got to tell you.

1616
01:26:47,125 --> 01:26:48,708
It's only my lungs that went wrong.

1617
01:26:48,875 --> 01:26:50,208
Oh, George!

1618
01:26:50,291 --> 01:26:51,833
[George laughs]

1619
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:55,208
I've moved your bed downstairs, Henry.

1620
01:26:55,291 --> 01:26:57,791
I've lit a nice big fire
in the front room,

1621
01:26:57,875 --> 01:27:00,250
and dusted your big ivory chess set.

1622
01:27:00,958 --> 01:27:02,666
What big ivory chess set?

1623
01:27:02,750 --> 01:27:06,750
Oh dear… Oh dear!
It was meant to be a surprise.

1624
01:27:07,375 --> 01:27:08,791
You, you haven't…?

1625
01:27:09,625 --> 01:27:14,125
Since the day you moved in here.
It's been waiting for you.

1626
01:27:14,458 --> 01:27:15,666
And so have I.

1627
01:27:16,791 --> 01:27:18,625
It's been dreadfully lonely.

1628
01:27:19,708 --> 01:27:21,333
Will Ian want any?

1629
01:27:22,083 --> 01:27:23,708
I think he's too busy.

1630
01:27:25,666 --> 01:27:26,666
Possible.

1631
01:27:28,250 --> 01:27:30,166
[laughs]

1632
01:27:30,833 --> 01:27:32,250
Certainty.

1633
01:27:33,208 --> 01:27:34,458
Hopeless.

1634
01:27:44,333 --> 01:27:49,166
[calm, happy music plays]

1635
01:27:59,583 --> 01:28:03,541
Well, better get going, the van's
been waiting for five minutes already.

1636
01:28:03,708 --> 01:28:06,083
Well, that's fair enough, we've been
waiting a whole year for it.

1637
01:28:06,166 --> 01:28:07,083
[laughs]

1638
01:28:07,166 --> 01:28:09,041
Catty… here.

1639
01:28:14,916 --> 01:28:15,833
What's this for?

1640
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,916
To remind you to take some time off.

1641
01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:19,500
Thank you.

1642
01:28:21,333 --> 01:28:24,375
Six minutes now.
I've been waiting for six minutes.

1643
01:28:24,541 --> 01:28:25,625
Bye-bye, Catty.

1644
01:28:26,750 --> 01:28:27,750
Bye.

1645
01:28:30,833 --> 01:28:34,750
[all] Come on, break it up!
Come on, you! Alright, alright!

1646
01:28:35,458 --> 01:28:36,750
[Henry] Come on!

1647
01:28:37,541 --> 01:28:39,125
[men continue calling]

1648
01:28:39,208 --> 01:28:42,833
[laughter]

1649
01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:46,083
[sweeping music]